meme 001:
these memes are meant to go together with the event (to make things easier for plotting.) however if you wish to use them for interactions outside friday’s event, (for any other plotting in mind) that is fine as well.
if you do use it for the event, please try to tag it as: dvmas-event
this meme will be around for one week. so please do try to get all replies // reblogs in before then.
( credit goes to rpmemetm. )
“ if you want a shot at being with me, maybe you should try talking to me like a human being ? got it ? ”
“ i’m sorry but i’m sick and tired of men acting like pouty babies. ”
“ girl, yo feet must be tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all day ! ”
“ it’s your world squirrel, i’m just tryin’ to get a nut. ”
“ mirror mirror on the wall, i’m not too short i’m not too tall, but damn if i don’t got it all. ”
” i exploit people everyday, but it’s thanksgiving so i’ll have the day off. “
“ hey baby, i noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to put you on notice that i noticed you too.”
“ what’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck ?! never mind, it’s just your head. ”
“ maybe i sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that’s who i am. ”
“ ain’t no thang but a chicken wing. ”
“ as my father used to say, it’s better to give than to receive. ”
“ i think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth. ”
“ it’s a cruel world big guy and you can’t be in it forever. ”
“ you’re a slacker. you say you want things but you’re never willing to work for it ! you never make the sacrifice. you think you’re just gonna charm your way through. ”
“ let me tell you something. i am nothing like my father. ”
“ come on, i gotta get you to the hospital ! ”
“ what’s french for ‘unwelcome guest’ ? ”
“ i would say i told you so, but i think the sentiment might be lost on you. ”
“ who do i need to fight ? ”
“ i’ll make this better, just tell me how. ”
“ you probably shouldn’t try climbing that. ”
“ you’re okay. you’re safe. i’ve got you. ”
“ crying doesn’t make you weak. ”
“ i’m not going to claim you, don’t bother. ”
“ am i drunk? or do i look too drunk? ”
“you’re pretty cute. ”
( credit goes to devotedecay. )
( add ‘ reverse ‘ to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) .
[ lit ] your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine .
[ order ] your muse ordering for mine at the party .
[ guide ] your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .
[ open ] your muse opening a door for mine .
[ instruct ] your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do .
[ groom ] your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc .
[ direct ] your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .
[ disagree ] your muse sternly telling mine ‘ no ‘ .
[ rest ] your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .
[ clean ] your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc . feel free to specify what and how .
[ answer ] your muse answering a question meant for mine .
[ coat ] your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .
[ pilot ] your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them .
[ stare ] your muse staring mine down .
[ placement ] your muse telling mine to sit down .
[ teach ] your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .
[ patience ] your muse telling mine to be patient .
[ tears ] your muse wiping away mine’s tears .
[ swat ] your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .
[ jewelry ] your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings .
[ enough ] your muse commanding mine to stop talking .
[ retrieve ] your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .
[ invite ] your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .
[ lean ] your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together .
[ calm ] your muse telling mine to ‘ just breathe ‘ .
[ scold ] your muse scolding mine for something .
[ comfort ] your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .
[ approval ] your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .
[ beckon ] your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking .
[ laces ] your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .
[ defend ] your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them .
[ feed ] your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .
[ volume ] your muse demanding mine speak louder .
[ read ] your muse reading something to mine .
[ refill ] your muse refilling mine’s glass for them .
[ possessive ] your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other .