#dwarf supremacy

[alyce-out-of-wonderland]

[kevintodayis]

Today is National Short Person Day!

[hypnoswrites]

have you ever heard of dnd? its been all over instagram lately

...u mean dungeons and dragons?

[muttman]

Dwarves call elves the f word all the time, but not from a hatred for gay people. Dwarves are all male, and many turn to homosexuality for companionship. In fact, your weird for lusting for female flesh. So why do they call elves the f-word? Because they’re sticks. And what is the definition of the word?

Faggot-a bundle of sticks or twigs bound together as fuel

So, dwarves refer to large groups of elves as faggots.

[artemisiavulgaris1114]

time to relive my glory days as my dwarf warden

(the bottle motif on the skirt? i fell in love at first sight)

[whimsyceo]

god pls make elves fucking interesting

[she-dwells-within-the-forest]

She's so cute????