#dwayne oswald

[correct-aio-quotes]

A: B, I've got a feeling deep down in the pit of my stomach – call it a gut instinct!

B: Could have been those tacos we had for lunch.

[correct-aio-quotes]

A: And also, what kind of personality does this bush have? Am I perplexed? Kindhearted? I can do a great kindhearted bush.

B: You're a spy bush, A. Besides, don't think of yourself as a bush, think of yourself as a fully camouflaged, budding secret agent!

A: A bush.                                                                     

[pinecones-and-porcupines]

Jared: What can I say I’m charming and irresponsible

Dwayne: ...You mean irresistible?

Jared: No

[my-whits-end]

Jared DeWhite: Hey, take it easy, Dwayne.

Dwayne Oswald: I've never been more humiliated in my life!

Jared DeWhite: This is nothing. Just wait until you get into high school!

[my-whits-end]

It's a hard thing to really verbalize you know? Because the way I feel about chores is something that's very emotional to me. I think maybe I had a bad experience with chores as a child. And it's something I have to block out mentally now. So horrible. Cause lately I've been having these nightmares. This huge vacuum cleaner sucks up dirt off the floor, then it starts going out of control. Beginning to suck up the furniture, and small appliances and finally it starts sucking the life out of me!

Dwayne Oswald in Chores no More

[aiofandom]

Chores are the hands that squeeze my neck! The twisted metal from an emotional car wreck!

Dwayne Oswald, "Chores No More"