Happy Fact™ day number two! Once, a Roman Emperor declared war on Neptune, God of the sea, and had his soldiers run in the ocean and stab at the water. The following day he declared victory and had all his men collect sea shells as war trophies. ~Dweeb Anon
You have to be kidding, right? Oh my god, that’s incredible. Me too, Roman Emperor. Me too.
Thank you for the happy fact!! It made me laugh and smile, so you’ve done your job! I look forward to any more happy facts you have in store for the future :^D <3












