Apr 24, 2012
I assume that you are my mother. Also Blainers' adopted mother. *nods*
False. What is this shit about adopted? I popped that fucker out fair and square.
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I assume that you are my mother. Also Blainers' adopted mother. *nods*
False. What is this shit about adopted? I popped that fucker out fair and square.
does she have to be circumcised too?
what a good idea lunchbag
why did i never think of that
Are you still circumcising her?
yes
come along lunchbag, we are off to islam
maybe you can be best friends with a girl named sheelan
GOKUUU has officially been changed to Lunchbag Rodriguez
I'm a good mother
omg remember when you were my tumblr prom date? or whatever that was, I don't exactly remember oops. but GOOD TIMES :D ~le random~
OMG YES. I remember asking you and being all "crap! this is awkward" and then we danced and it was glorious.
Name: Kristina! ~le too lazy to click anon~
Well...there's this lovely, lovely girl who've I've had the honor to meet via tumblr. She's everything that's good and wonderful and one of the best people I know. She's amazing<3
Kristina! ~anon
someone who is a dickwagon and does not tell me things but who i love anyway shh don't tell her that though because she has a rude face
1-50 *poker face*
1: What eye color do you find sexiest? It's not so much the color as the depth behind them. I guess I'd have to go with dark blue or light green though.
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? Dark chocolate mocha, bro!!
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? Giant ass, beautiful butterfly wings.
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? Small town for the most part, and I have mixed feelings about it.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) My gramma.
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? Strawberry banana asldkjfdkl
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? One time in kindergarten I went to school wearing a dress and no underwear. Also the same week I went to school wearing a pair of jeans backwards.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? Existing
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? Existing
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? Robot ninja pirates in space.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? Yes
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? omg yes yes yes
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? PENGUIN OMG.
14: What's your most favorite part of your body? my nose
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality? My sense of humor
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? No comment.
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? This last one I did, but my friend was being super fucking annoying the whole way through so I couldn't really enjoy it.
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? No.
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life? mac and cheese pizza
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? I grew up with both, and I can't really tell the difference. Butter, I guess.
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) 1%
22: Which continents have you been on? North Amurika
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? Not really. Kind of. I didn't until I was on my way back from Minnesota last summer,and no matter what I did I felt like I was going to throw up and this pressure kept increasing in my head and my jaw locks up every once in a while now because of it. Now any time I'm in the backseat of a car or van for more than 15 minutes I start feeling like that.
24: Backpacks or satchels? Satchels are messenger bags, right?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? At the same time.
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? This is a cruel question.
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? A pig, because I don't want a cow.
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? Chicago. It's beautiful.
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on? Like three hours.
30: The latest you've ever slept? 2:30pm, roughly.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? YES.
32: Do you pick at scabs? I try not to, but I do.
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? Not jelly because those things are fucking nasty.
34: How far can you throw a baseball? Like ten feet if I'm lucky.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? Ireland.
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? No.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? Liberal arts because reasons.
38: A relationship with love or one with sex? L-O-V-E
39: Do you eat enough vegetables? Yes.
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? Yes, but they freak me out too.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? No.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents? What parents? I'm Harry Potter.
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween? I was almost Taz this year, but then I sprained my ankle super bad and couldn't do anything. So I went around in sweats and a University of Pink hoodie with my hair looking like crap, saying I was Elle Woods after Warner broke up with her.
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? I like my natural color, but if I were to change it, it would be to some bright, abnormal color.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? Yes.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. Yes.
47: City or nature person? Yes.
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) Yes. And I went out in public with it on bro.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy? Heeeeell no.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY! Er.... 1.) I'm...2.) I...3.) Sometimes I...4.) ...5.) I like potatoes.