#dxck

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[yizzing]

You are a plastic bagina

go back to nuzzling kris ballsack 

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dxck replied to your post “You're so hilarious omfg just thought you should know that.”

Lol wtf your sense of humour is like a cow's

says the bitch with the url dxck which sounds like duck or probably dick cause u a dickhead

[yizzing]

No ur annoying as fuck with ur friends

stfu i have ur number i can report u to me mum and she can call the police and u wont be invited to my bday party and that means u wont be getting the free colourful erasers i will be giving out so u better watch ur mojo jojo mouth u smelly bumhole

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Lmao jk but ILY AW THATS SO SWEET <3 im sorry im busy but just msg me on aim ill reply when im bored or on break at work h

ew all of those sweet pls go away but ily2vm heuheu 💕💕 (btw ur new special tag is jason bae)

[yizzing]

Hi gay you remind me of Shindong

OH MY GOD SHINDONG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

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when you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes. Check my blog to see what I said about you!

yizzing: god your icon. When I see that you’ve posted I get excited and I haven’t worked up the courage to message you because when I read your comments on things I get soooo intimidated bc you’re smart.

Thank you so much for your compliment oh my god ;A; you should definitely talk to me because I need tumblr friends T___T; People only talk to me on anon LOL. Thank you so much sweetheart, you’re so sweet ;A; 

Sweetseok: I love your fanfics and your literacy. I also love how you’re so motivated to write fics. I can’t write so much as you do and that makes me sad. I envy you in writing ;A; I procrastinate too much and you’re really fun to talk to. Thank you for messaging me on kakao boo ;A; you’re so cute and skljkdjg thank you for dealing with my thirst. Together we’re XiuHan. You’re my Lu and I am your Xiu ;u; 

toppenga: I love you and thank you so much for being my friend T__T; We’ve known each other for so long and it’s such a shame we aren’t classmates LOLOL. I miss seeing you I miss your smile and your laughters. I hope you still got that Tao pillow I gave you ;A; I still have that luhan shirt you gave me. You are wonderful, don’t ever forget that. 

dxck: I hate how you’re in college because you’ve been busier than ever. I miss talking to you as much as how we used to before. We used to talk everyday and we used to fanboy + fangirl over exo. But I am happy that you’re happy and don’t ever forget that you’re special. Even though I may not word it or show it, I still love you and care for you so much ;A; dont get hurt, always take care of yourself. You’re amazing and you’re the GOD of literacy and writing! Don’t ever give up your passion for that!

Jason x Shin = FTW

luhffy: I remember I used to make fun of your url like ”what the fuck is luhffy” but now I just miss seeing you around. I have no idea what to say because we still talk regularly, every single day, since years ago. You’re my ultimate bestfriend I can always count on you. I love you very much. You are my treasure. Dont ever forget that. You’re amazing. 

purely-irrelevant: how can I forget you? OTL you’ve been there with me since day 1 honestly. Thank you so much for being one of my first tumblr friends although we don’t speak as much now but yes. I still look up to you ;A; take care of yourself sweetheart and stay amazing. 

And other people too! (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) 

[yizzing]

Tagging game!

I got tagged by tubbletea, and I am sorry for taking time to actually do this but LOL... I decided to finally do it since I am not feeling lazy at the moment. But thank you for tagging me, precious ;w; 

Tagging: kaileus (hi there eue), dawnlus, sweetseok, dxck, daeshii, & luhanswifi. 

If I haven't tagged you, it's because I know you've already did it before and also because I dont know who else to tag. 

2. Nickname: Sam

3. Birthday: Nov 11

4. Gender: Female

5. Sexual Orientation: Straight as Lu han's boner

6. Favorite Color: Black, white, grey

7. Time and date at current moment: 23:9PM 2014/12/30

8. Average hours of sleep: 4-10

9. Lucky number: 11, 6

10. Last thing I googled: How to check mutuals on Tumblr (LMFAO DONT ASK WHY.)

11. First word that comes to mind: Poop (oh my god???)

12. One place that makes me happy: Mcdonalds

13. How Many Blankets I Sleep under: Two

14. Favorite Fictional Character: Nagisa and Gaara

15. Favorite Book: The woman he loved before by Dorothy

16. Favorite Animation: Naruto, death note, watobi swim club, Ed, Edd and Eddy, Powerpuff girls, Dexter and his labratorium, Courage the cowardly dog, Tom and Jerry, Peterpan

17: Favorite Tv show: Big bang theory, Say yes to the dress, the return of the superman

18. Favorite beverage: Fanta orange and hot chocolate 

19. Favorite food: Thai food

20. Last movie I saw in theaters: The mazerunner

21. Dream holiday: Northern thailand near the mountains and skyblue water beach.

22. Dream wedding: Somewhere warm, beautiful, memorable and all of my relatives and best friends there.

23. Dream job: Successful CEO of a fashion + cosmetics company. Owning seperate stores (selling worldwides) around the globe.