#dying of lulz

[we-re-always-alright]

So some 40-year-old mom tried to start a text fight with me because we got angry that her daughter wasn't paying bills??

[overratedunderwhelmed]

This chick I'm Facebook friends with had a baby boy today.  First name: Ron Middle name: Burgundy Really.

[wook77]

intobedlam said: This is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my entire life. bar none. full stop.

  Oh god, inorite? Did you click the link and look at all the books?! The excerpts oh god the excerpts. My favorite part:

My heart tries to leap into my throat. “I spent last night with you. It’s over. I thought that was the deal.” “The deal changed when my spawn took to you so readily. I underestimated your capabilities.” His eyes flash at me in the rearview mirror. “It’s my first brood. You’ll understand if I don’t take any chances.”

MY SPAWN TOOK TO YOU SO READILY OH GOD DYING

and oh god, the evil SECOND TENTACLE MONSTER (OHGOD DYING) underestimated the dude's ability to birth SPAWN and oh god, erotic male birth.

[mistercateater]

My nephew just reenacted the scene in the sandlot where Squints tricks Wendy Peffercorn into kissing him. Clearly not understanding CPR. And I kinda think he was playing the role of Wendy. "Nana likes quicker kisses."

[dubstepcicada]

WELP I FOUND THE BOYS' FAVORITE SONG

[dw-t]

Et ego, Caesar!

my friend: i kind of want to play more ff13 but man that sazh shit messed me up

my friend: is reacting that strongly to the sudden unexpected death of a fictional character a new thing or have people always been this way

my friend: like

my friend: did queen elizabeth lie in bed awake sometimes thinking VERILY I CANNOT EVEN, FOR HAMLET HATH SLAIN ME WITH FEELS

my friend: was caesar like ET TU ODYSSEUS

[tiny-librarian]

VICTORIA I"M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!

YOU GET OUT OF MY CLOSETthe place caesarionwascreated RIGHT NOW!!!!

[tiny-librarian]

Danton's anon=my new hero