#dylan tmr

[heartlessdandy]

‪someone: so, who’s the clingiest?‬

‪newt: [sitting on thomas’ lap with his arms wrapped around thomas’ neck and his face buried into thomas’ chest]‬

‪newt: thomas, clearly. ‬

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‪therapist: you have ptsd from being trapped in the glade.‬

‪newt: hell yeah i have ptsd, proficient talent for sucking dick!‬

‪therapist: maybe we should talk about the fact that you use humor to cope with with the trauma you’ve experienced‬

‪newt: i’m sorry, i dont think you understand how clever that joke was‬

[heartlessdandy]

someone: so are you and your girlfriend-

newt: bold of you to assume i’m straight

[heartlessdandy]

i felt the need to share this w/ you