#dylania

[denitr-ia]

“i brought a firearm from a shitty site. i’m prepared to shoot you in the face with it.”

[ MEME; sentence starters ]

     “Do you even know how to shoot a gun? That site sounds shady as heck, I’m fully expecting it to explode on your own face. Not the fun kind of explode either. Looking forward to it then~” Faint sneer adorning features and a light sarcastic laugh following words, he assumed Dylan was just about as done with his company as the male himself was with the other, insincere grin flashed as he motioned for the man to go ahead to execute threat. Which he obviously wouldn’t. Not that it’d make much of a difference in actuality, for him at least but Dylan might be a different deal altogether. Which would be amusing to see, but seriously not worth the trouble.

[hongbin-ia]

mini event: musical melody

Hongbin really didn’t know how he had gotten into this. Robots couldn’t dance; they really couldn’t. He had tried, he’d tried his best, but... his lips pressed together, pouting and looking around. It was a truly beautiful place. Hongbin took some pictures with his bionic eyes; but this kind of thing was only for organic beings - or at least, that’s how Hongbin felt. 

He stumbled upon some dancers, eyes immediately locked onto the bells on their hips as they twirled around. Hongbin’s systems identified them as elves and sirens, and were moving in such a way that it sparked a code inside Hongbin he didn’t quite understand.  He took a step back, though found himself bumping into someone’s chest. He turned, looking up and his eyes widened. “O-oh I’m--” He blinked, his eyes attempting to identify him but he couldn’t; what kind of race was he? “I didn’t see you there-- are you--” He gestures them, “are you watching the dancers?” @dylan-ia

[phxkai-ia]

Abrupt Hellos [Dylan&Kai]

“Hey!!” Kai suddenly called out, voice a bit loud in the quiet of the dorm’s common area. He hopped up from his spot sitting on the floor reading, grinning brightly at the man he often saw, but had never talked to. “I see you around in here all the time, but I’ve never even REALLY met you! Do you live here in Sol Solis or do you have a friend here?”

@dylan-ia

[necroxseline]

Continuation...{X}

@dylan-ia​: 

“We can try again,” Dylan stated as he looked absolutely serious, a big frown on his face. He ran a hand through his hair as he stared, long and hard. “Or,” he continued, biting his lip, wondering if the suggesting would be seen as blasphemy. “We can just order it, it might really be a lot easier,” he eventually gave in. They had tried to make their own, homemade pizza. Because he could’ve sworn that the recipe on internet was easy to follow. Well with it coming out black and burned, clearly not so much.

This man was seriously stubborn-- this has been like what? Their third time? And he was still trying to bake that pizza. Seline had quite good skills on the kitchen, but she was hungry enough to want to just order the shit. However, since he insisted he was going to make this delicious, she didn’t even minded to help him and just let him brag while passing the ingredients to him. “It seriously took you a few times to figure out we should order instead?” She said with a deep sigh; her expression was one a typical hungry woman would hold. They say a hungry woman is dangerous and they were not lying. “Do whatever you want, but get me food.” she almost growled, rolling eyes at him as she walk away to the couch on her basement apartment. 

[necroxseline]

Seline & Dylan

Ultimate Ship Meme!!

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Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs 

How long will they last? - Til Dylan stops being mourned or Seline dies 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - After a year

How was their first kiss? - They were drunk

Wedding:

Who proposed? -  Dylan 

Who is the best man/men? - Gao

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Elizabeth

Who did the most planning? - Both

Who stressed the most? - Both

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Taeyong

Sex:

Who is on top? - Seline 

Who is the one to instigate things? - Dylan

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now 

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head 

How long do they normally last? - A few rounds

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None 

How many children will they adopt? - None

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - N/A

Who is the stricter parent? - N/A

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - N/A

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - N/A

Who is the more loved parent? - N/A

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - N/A

Who cried the most at graduation? - N/A

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - N/A

Cooking: 

Who does the most cooking? - Seline 

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Seline

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both

How often do they bake desserts? - At least once a week

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Good balance of both

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Dylan

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Seline

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Dylan

Chores: 

Who cleans the room? - Both 

Who is really against chores? - Dylan

Who cleans up after the pets? - Dylan

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Dylan

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Dylan

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Seline

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Seline

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - For every holiday, specially Halloween

What are their goals for the relationship? - They are just living each day like it is the last one

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Dylan

Who plays the most pranks? - Dylan

[denitr-ia]

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

[ MEME ; flirty starters ] 

“I have five better things to do right now. Why, want me to do you?”

[seungie-ia]

“Are you fucking insane!?”

“Seriously, you need to learn to live a little. Now be quiet.” She waved off his trepidation as insignificant while she continued to dollop whipped cream onto the hand of sleeping dragon-born who had dozed off under a tree. This dragon was considered one with the shortest of tempers and Seungwan had dared to test the theory. She had seen this little prank in a video once. With a feather in her hand she slowly raised it to the man’s nose, cautious eyes darting about to make sure he didn’t wake before it was time. Carefully, carefully she tickled his face with the tip and the dragon snorted using the cream filled hand to whip his face, leaving a heap of whipped topping across his cheek. Snorting softly, the princess continued to tickle his face until he started to swat at his nose. Suddenly he stirred from his sleep gazing around in confusion before realizing he was covered in whipped cream. His eyes went immediately dark and Seungie jumped to her feet and started pushing Dylan to move. “Go! Go!”

[necroxseline]

❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜

Shit Me & My Friends Have Said !!

                                  ↳ status: accepting.

“Why don’t you simply punch his eyes out of his head instead? That dude is a dick anyway–”