A Trainer's Might - Dynamite Parody
I came to train, train, train, train
I hit the Routes cuz that’s my plans, plans, plans, plans
I’m gonna grind till our team is grand, grand, grand, grand
Gimme some space to show off my badge, badge, badge, badge
Yeah, yeah
Grinding goes on and on and on
Till we have won and won and won, yeah!
I catch 157 Pokemon sometimes
Sayin Ayyyooon
I’m from Gen 1~
I throw Team Rocket in the air sometimes
Sayin Ayyyeeeen
Blast off agaaaain!
Cuz we gonna catch ‘em all
We gon’ go all night
We’re gon’ fill the Dex
Like it ain’t Gen 5~
Oak has told you once,
Now he’s stopped you twice.
Not indoors he’d say,
You can’t ride that bike!!
I ain’t a noob, noob, noob, noob
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew
Win all the badges is what you do, do, do, do
Or else Joey is gonna call you, you, you, you
Yeah, yeah
Grinding goes on and on and on
Till we have won and won and won, yeah!
I throw my shorts up in the air sometimes
Saying Ayyyyeeer
I’m a Youngster!!! :D
I lose my first to Teleport sometimes
Saying Ayyyooocke
Abra hates my Nuuuuzlocke
Cuz we gonna catch ‘em all
We gon’ go all night
We’re gon’ fill the Dex
Like it ain’t Gen 5~
Oak has told you once,
Now he’s stopped you twice.
Not indoors he’d say,
You can’t ride that bike!!
I’m gonna catch them all, like
I’m gonna be the best of all the Champions
Higher overall, like
I’m won’t lose a single ‘mon on my team.
Cuz I-I-I believe it
And I-I-I~
I’ll catch ‘em all
I’ll def catch ‘em all
I’ll throw Pokeballs in air,
Pokeballs in the air…
Raise yo Dex up in the air, air, air, air…
I throw my Dex up in the air sometimes
Sayin Ayyyooo
I’m the Professor’s best broooo
I don’t lose my starter to Jiha-dudes
Sayin Whoooohooo
Nuzlockers say “Screw you!”
Cuz we gonna catch ‘em all
We gon’ go all night
We’re gon’ fill the Dex
Like it ain’t Gen 5~
Oak has told you once,
Now he’s stopped you twice.
Not indoors he’d say,
You can’t ride that bike!!
—-finally finished this today, ohmygod I’m just