#dzûsa

[chubbyooo]

Theron: I would die for you, Basen'thor.

Kavaraa (jedi consular): Please refrain. Also, call me by name.

[elsewhere]

Lana: I would kill for you

Dzusa: You're the only one I can rely on.

[elsewhere]

Kyradia (sith inquisitor): Hey, Andronikos. Go fuck yourself.

Andronikos: Fuck me yourself, you coward.

[chubbyooo]

Lana: how did this vote get skewed I don’t understand

Dzûsa (Jedi knight): well Kira got all her friends to flood the polls to skew the vote

Dzûsa: why did we include a write in?

Lana: because every election has one that’s how democracy works

Lana: I’m not a dictator

Lana: if I was a dictator I’d throw Kira in prison without a trial

Lana: I’d be a very strong dictator

Lana: and you would be my bodyguard and lead my army

Lana: 😳

Dzûsa: ok I know we should work out how to fix this and I should be more worried about you threatening to throw Kira in prison

Dzûsa: but I’m starting to get kinda turned on imagining you as a dictator is that bad?

Lana *mumbling*: no it’s ok

[chubbyooo]

Gacen (smuggler): I finished the Kavaraa's biscuits after she told me not to…

Ash (trooper): Uh oh.

Gacen: How long do you think I have to live?

Dzûsa (jedi knight): Five.

Gacen: Five what?

Kavaraa (jedi consular), from the other room: GACEN ZANDAR!!

Dzûsa: Four…

[chubbyooo]

Lana: love is dead

Theron: you’re literally making a valentine’s day card for Dzûsa (jedi knight) right now

Lana, pointing a glue gun at him: you’re on thin fucking ice

[chubbyooo]

Dzûsa (Jedi knight): what’s my name!

Gacen (smuggler): Dzûsa Zâtan

Dzûsa: what is my name!

Gacen: the hero of Tython

Dzûsa: and what does the hero of Tython do

Gacen: takes every precaution to ensure his own safety

Dzûsa: 😤

Gacen: taaaakes bad guys to town and bad girls to bed

Dzûsa: hell yeah he does except now the hero of Tython is monogamous and too tired for sex so his only indulgence is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits

[chubbyooo]

[the group stands around a broken caf dispenser]

Lana: so,

who broke it, I’m not mad I just wanna know

Kavaraa (Jedi consular): I did I broke it

Lana: no, no you didn’t Gacen?

Gacen (smuggler): don’t look at me, look at Theron

Theron: what I didn’t break it

Gacen: huh that’s weird how’d you even know it was broken

Theron: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken

Gacen: suspicious

Theron: no it’s not

Dzûsa (Jedi knight): if it matters Lana probably not but Kyradia was the last one to use it

Kyradia (sith inquisitior): quiet I don’t even drink that crap

Dzûsa: oh really then what were you doing over there earlier

Kyradia: I use the wooden stirrups to push back my cuticles everyone knows that DZÛSA!!!

Kavaraa: ok lets not fight I broke it let me pay for it Lana

Lana: NO who broke it

Theron: *leans in* Lana, Ashara has been awfully quiet

Ashara: really?!!!

Theron: oh yeah really

[arguing begins]

Lana: I broke it I burned my hand so I punched it, I predict two hours from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their face and a bantha head on a stick

Good it was getting a little chummy around here

[chubbyooo]

Gacen (smuggler): yesss dude I love it chest bump me I’m hyped

Dzûsa (Jedi knight): you don’t wanna do this man

Gacen: no I do

Dzûsa: it hurts you every time

Gacen: no I know but I’m fired up the adrenaline will carry me through

Dzûsa: *chest bumps him and he falls down*

[chubbyooo]

Kira: great news guys I just saved your bacon

Dzûsa (Jedi knight): impossible you don’t even know where it is