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League of Lemons

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12;44

hello, peoples of the internets its is i,E, the lord of social chaos and bullshit. well, today has been a fun and interesting day as i had several “ events “ canceled due to an “inspection” but that is beside the point or is that the point , i am not entirely sure of anything that i do at any time anyway but what the hey . wait hay is for horses so does that mean the people who say hey want to bring horses to them or is there another meaning. I found a series recently that i can only describe as a supernatural cat harem and before you ask yourself what that refers to then let me explain. a cursed man must help cats while making a harem, you know the everyday life of a teenage boy and that sort of thing. the wait is that a thing........ yes, yes that is a thing that happens to all the good magical children of the world ... wait no that is Christmas which is coming up soon and time for me to start writing my letter to satan this year. and no that is not a typo, i am dyslexic so i write my Christmas letter to Satan like all of the other dyslexics of the world.It isn't all that different in the long run, a large red figure comes into your home and offers you material gifts in return you look the other way from religion in the name of material wealth Also Satan is very protective of the letters we send him so it would be sad if we didn't send in our letters to him . Although Santa isn't such a pious person who people make him out to be, he is the patron saint of thieves, prostitutes, and sailors so that begs the question of whether he was a dirty saint who took bribes in order to do saintly things and such. like slipping him a $20 and he absolves a sin or something, i don't know. Eather way i am getting the tired need to go to sleep. this e you guide to bulshit and bananas doing something better 

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12;17

Hellos peoples of the internets it is i your lord of social chaos and bullshit .  i have realised that many of you doubt my power of bullish and i belive that i must prove my power by culling the bulshit from teh world to make my bulshit that much more pure. and you might be asking how i will do this act , but rest ashure that it will happen at some point . oh yeah here is something that you all might enjoy . wait did i just write all might ........yes so i am here .........wait what was i going to type.......... oh yeah the story . I went for a  walk and found a box on the side of the road. inside of teh box was a guys entire life story which i proceded to look at . like the fact that he was in the navy and taht he stayed in a hotel called the silk hotel which i amsuming is  a brothel or something of that nature , but hew what ddo i know . i also found in teh box the deed to his burial plot so .......wit does this mean that i can dig up his bodies or do i have the space that it ocupies whichever is the case i have a deed . Others did not want me to have so much power over one life so they took most of the papers but i kept the deed for myself ... mainly because its a free grave . 

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3;41

ok, peoples of the internets it has been 1 months exact since the last update which i realize probably amounts to not many people, but what the hay. wait for no hay is for horses but that is beside my point whatever it was originally. it is a time that for any normal person would be asleep, and i am not on any stimulant so i don't actually know why i am awake....... actually i do but that's because i have found a way to release dopamine on a semi-willed basis.  i recently finished another long-running series that many people would spread over the entire summer but i do in ten days so i might be a timelord or some other lesser cosmic being who can bend time around myself for maximum watching capabilities without getting tired . on another note our overlord Zim is returning in the next year to continue his domination of earth and will be entering the legendary florpus  as a way to continue his domination . when i go to sleep i will peobibly wake up in 2-4 hours to eat then go out and find a market in the woods where i can exchange things  for goods..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ok ifell asleep for a second so i am going to sleep , goods mornings peoples the E is sleeping 

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12;58

it is i , E, your guide to everything between here and the void.  It is now officially July fifth, which is the day that follows the yearly celebration that is held ever so dearly be every American. To go out and make the biggest explosion that they can possibly make in order to compensate for something that they are lacking. Let's see what is the word that i  am trying to find......oh right, uncommon sense . and no i don't mean common sense, that has recently been labeled by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) as an endangered sense. i mean uncommon sense like the knowledge that religions primary goal is to explain what happens after death or that there is a tree that is natures answer to a grenade through exploding fruit. Then again i am a person who collects random bits of information and periodically does things that make people question whether i am a real person, then again this is tumblr .  Then again the 4th of July is when the highest instances of burn victims and missing limbs occur in the US , so in a sense, a holiday about the founding of America has turned into a sort of psudo-natural selection of idiocy. or that a cash lottery is a tax on those who are bad at math.  good tidings to all and to all a United States of Smash !!!!

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Do you dream of corrupt gods

it is i , E, your guide to everything between here and the void. May is here, the fifth month, its international children's day. nachos and tequila have spread across the western hemisphere as parting continues for this momentous day.  recently i have felt increasingly tired at times that a normal person should not feel tired at, and no this is not the cause of massive sleep deprivation. That is a different thing that i have to deal with but it's not the point. For most people sleep is welcomed and is enjoyable because they experience happy dreams where the world is Candyland and everything is wonderful.  I have dreams but not very often, almost every night what happens is that i feel my spirit floats up and is swallowed by the vast emptiness of space. There is nothing, but at the same time, there can be anything much in the same way that something can be hot but at the same time there is no such thing as cold. It is within the futility of human existence that one can find that which eludes the mind but is within reach pf the soul/ heart, whichever you believe in. Philip K. Dick wrote a book titled “ Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep”, by this same logic “ Do Arsonist dream of Burning buildings” or “Do morticians dream of rotting corpses “. My personal thought is in the age that we live in where religion and science have entered into a war of attrition against each other with one side being righteous in their self-judgment while the other functions like an ever-expanding book that receives eternal additions and edits. Through this ideological war do humans forget that out of all monsters in the world whether they are of fiction or reality, that we as humans are capable to commit far worse?  In denying this fact do we create corrupt “gods” to explain our problems with reality? what is the value of a life, what is the value of a thought, what is the value of an object? Each thing’s price is objective as they can be seen as priceless and worthless dependent on the person and the situation that arises.  Humans give value to things to give some concept of the need for that thing, and yet what is the value of a human, the answer is nothing. A human is as important in the grand scheme of the planet as a dead discarded skin cell is to a human, it served a purpose once but now is nothing. In rejection of this, Humans create an image of self-importance where they are the center of everything   And so the question remains “ do you dream of corrupt gods “  who pervert the world to their whims.  You can search the entire universe and you will never find an atom of compassion, a molecule of hope, a speck of kindness, for none of these things truly exist in a universe where the good of all is equivalent to the evil of all in the past, present and future.