It is i , E, your guide to bullshit,bananas and everything between here and the void. Now i know that i have not written anything in a while but lets forget about that ,,,,,,,, on whait those are not periods .. well whatever i dont really care about grammar . Recently me an a couple of friends were out for a walk and we cam apon a box on the curb , inside the box was a bunch of fliers that fated back to the early 60′s. inside were state maps, camping guides , and a receipt inside a brochure for a hotel called the silk hotel ........and yes it was a pleasure hotel if you understand what i am talking about . Now that i think about it why do human males have the instinct to horde as much porn as humanly possible . Do they see it like Golum sees the one ring as “Precious“ , and yes i know you just heard him say it in your head, you are welcome . Do men believe that one day that the internet will appear and that the new currency of the world becomes pornography , in that case i recommend that the invest in porn stocks as a precaution to the cumming porn based economy that will develop in the coming appocolips . which could be a world with zombies,super bugs, meteors, an army of Danny Devito impersonators, the coming Canadian invasion , who knows what will come in the future. Actually porn stocks would be a great thing to create and try to sell to people . picture it , you can by stocks in your favorite stars like you do in a company ........ wait that actually sounds lie organ trafficking which still extremely lucrative so either way you would make money . Wait what was i talking about before .. ok lets see ...uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh right why do men horde porn. Could it be a form of Edipus complex , where men horde porn because it reminds them of where they came from , and in searching to avoid the great green pipe , they distract themselves with lesser pipes to focus their bullet bills on . actually i heard a story where someone actually almost got a bullet bill tattooed on , which sounds amazing . I can imagine the pickup lines right now : My bullet bill is so large that not even Mario can jump on it
And yes i just said that , and no i dont feel any shame writing it , because this is tumblr the website where good ideas go to die and bad ones are made even worst. Now i am thinking about a person who has the power to bring Mario physics and items into reality , like they punch a brick and a gold coin comes out or that a cannon ball moves at 10 miles an hour and can be used to hop on . Ok i cant be the only one that thinks that this would be cool power , touch a red flower and you can throw fireballs , touch a red mushroom and grow bigger but shrink when you touch turtles, fish , squids, caterpillars , or fire.
