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League of Lemons

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12;44

hello, peoples of the internets its is i,E, the lord of social chaos and bullshit. well, today has been a fun and interesting day as i had several “ events “ canceled due to an “inspection” but that is beside the point or is that the point , i am not entirely sure of anything that i do at any time anyway but what the hey . wait hay is for horses so does that mean the people who say hey want to bring horses to them or is there another meaning. I found a series recently that i can only describe as a supernatural cat harem and before you ask yourself what that refers to then let me explain. a cursed man must help cats while making a harem, you know the everyday life of a teenage boy and that sort of thing. the wait is that a thing........ yes, yes that is a thing that happens to all the good magical children of the world ... wait no that is Christmas which is coming up soon and time for me to start writing my letter to satan this year. and no that is not a typo, i am dyslexic so i write my Christmas letter to Satan like all of the other dyslexics of the world.It isn't all that different in the long run, a large red figure comes into your home and offers you material gifts in return you look the other way from religion in the name of material wealth Also Satan is very protective of the letters we send him so it would be sad if we didn't send in our letters to him . Although Santa isn't such a pious person who people make him out to be, he is the patron saint of thieves, prostitutes, and sailors so that begs the question of whether he was a dirty saint who took bribes in order to do saintly things and such. like slipping him a $20 and he absolves a sin or something, i don't know. Eather way i am getting the tired need to go to sleep. this e you guide to bulshit and bananas doing something better

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1;38

ok peoples of the internets it is i e your gide to everything that i can think of while typing this or someother thing , i dont know . today was a interesting day on top of the fact that i got no “sleep” because the internet , which is beside the point . every so often you come across a old movie that came up with a concept that is later used for a different movie and those who know the older movie will say thaat the newer movie is a ripoff of the old movie but that is beside a different point . the one that i am speaking of is the psychedelic trip that is paprika and no i don’t mean either one of the “spices” . to put it lightly to those who have not seen it , it like inceptions older Asian cousin that makes little sense .and afterwards i shows off what happens when you allows all the girls in a school to arm themselves with blades and make boys submit to them . followed up by why anime yugioh cards are bull which i have telling people for longs times . and finally the party of the home bound drunks which ends with me going home with things i did not come with . primarily a PVC pipe , and no not PCP pipe that is something different that i have no use for . actually that would be fun to watch : a PVC PVP on PCP. i think that a good number of people would pay to see 2 jacked up dumb-masses beat the ever-loving shit and stuffing out of each other in the name of drugs and violence. i think that i all i ca write right know, goods buys peoples

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12;17

Hellos peoples of the internets it is i your lord of social chaos and bullshit . i have realised that many of you doubt my power of bullish and i belive that i must prove my power by culling the bulshit from teh world to make my bulshit that much more pure. and you might be asking how i will do this act , but rest ashure that it will happen at some point . oh yeah here is something that you all might enjoy . wait did i just write all might ........yes so i am here .........wait what was i going to type.......... oh yeah the story . I went for a walk and found a box on the side of the road. inside of teh box was a guys entire life story which i proceded to look at . like the fact that he was in the navy and taht he stayed in a hotel called the silk hotel which i amsuming is a brothel or something of that nature , but hew what ddo i know . i also found in teh box the deed to his burial plot so .......wit does this mean that i can dig up his bodies or do i have the space that it ocupies whichever is the case i have a deed . Others did not want me to have so much power over one life so they took most of the papers but i kept the deed for myself ... mainly because its a free grave .

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3;41

ok, peoples of the internets it has been 1 months exact since the last update which i realize probably amounts to not many people, but what the hay. wait for no hay is for horses but that is beside my point whatever it was originally. it is a time that for any normal person would be asleep, and i am not on any stimulant so i don't actually know why i am awake....... actually i do but that's because i have found a way to release dopamine on a semi-willed basis. i recently finished another long-running series that many people would spread over the entire summer but i do in ten days so i might be a timelord or some other lesser cosmic being who can bend time around myself for maximum watching capabilities without getting tired . on another note our overlord Zim is returning in the next year to continue his domination of earth and will be entering the legendary florpus as a way to continue his domination . when i go to sleep i will peobibly wake up in 2-4 hours to eat then go out and find a market in the woods where i can exchange things for goods..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ok ifell asleep for a second so i am going to sleep , goods mornings peoples the E is sleeping

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12;58

it is i , E, your guide to everything between here and the void. It is now officially July fifth, which is the day that follows the yearly celebration that is held ever so dearly be every American. To go out and make the biggest explosion that they can possibly make in order to compensate for something that they are lacking. Let's see what is the word that i am trying to find......oh right, uncommon sense . and no i don't mean common sense, that has recently been labeled by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) as an endangered sense. i mean uncommon sense like the knowledge that religions primary goal is to explain what happens after death or that there is a tree that is natures answer to a grenade through exploding fruit. Then again i am a person who collects random bits of information and periodically does things that make people question whether i am a real person, then again this is tumblr . Then again the 4th of July is when the highest instances of burn victims and missing limbs occur in the US , so in a sense, a holiday about the founding of America has turned into a sort of psudo-natural selection of idiocy. or that a cash lottery is a tax on those who are bad at math. good tidings to all and to all a United States of Smash !!!!

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