I need more of Billy being bitchy about shitty weed in Indiana 🤣🤣 I can just see it so clearly
Me too bestie lmaooo
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Billy is a picky person when it comes to weed. He wants the best shit available, so when he goes to Hawkin's resident dealer who actually sells drugs, that's exactly what he tells- demands- from a slightly scared but shamelessly horny Eddie Munson.
"Easy, Blondie. I only offer the good stuff, and quite frankly, I am wounded by-"
"How much do I owe you?" Billy interjects impatiently, leafing through his wallet. His stint as a lifeguard better be enough to cover Human Scaredy Squirrel's fee. The guy moves around too much for his liking.
"It's... on the house," Munson replies, smirking.
"Bullshit." Billy slaps two ten dollar bills on the picnic table (just so Munson won't think to give him low quality crap) and the brunette passes him a joint. Billy raises his eyebrows, scoffing. "That's it?"
"Consider it a taste test," Munson says, licking his thin, pale lips.
Billy accepts the joint, and lights it up. The stench is... disgusting, but he still proceeds to smoke it. He immediately gags, throwing it on the ground and stomping on it. "You call this the good stuff? Smells like cow shit and tastes like toilet water. God, why does everything here SUCK?"
"How do you know what toilet water tastes like?"
"Munson... you have three seconds."
Eddie stumbles off the bench in his haste to make a quick exit, shoving his stash into his pockets. He leaves a bag of weed on top of Billy's money, and the moron actually yells, "See you at school, Blondie!" as he runs away.
Strange. Very strange.