#e2d8

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epicccc romance completed now kiss

Hey, look, I’m finally getting a Xen kiss.

Lucky.

Lucky Neo.

C’mere, you.

They kiss (gay rights.) (penis.)

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It's great to have you back, Swap. You were scary as Overlord...

The door gets opened, and Neo and Swap walk out, hands around each others’ waists.

They say alien boyfriends are more afraid of you than you are of them,

Who is they????

Y’know. They.

Hey...!

Player, oh my god, I threw you into a wall. I’m so sorry.

It’s okay, I threw Admin P THROUGH a wall...

And I punched Gordon in the gut!

The cycle of violence continues!

[hlvrv]

Yes. Yes! More! More embarrassing pictures!

PHILLIP.

That’s right, dude! Phillip who you hate so much!

[hlvrv]

Malcom, honey, BREATHE. Neo has dealt with Swap being a huge eldritch being once before, he can handle this. Have a little faith in him

Breathe, Malcom, Breathe.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

Not like that.

[hlvrv]

Oh Hell yeah! Embarrassing schmoopy couple pictures!!

NOW LOOK AT THIS.

Neo proudly presents a picture.

Wh-

That’s....

[hlvrv]

You completed the romance with him, Swap

No, you don’t- you don’t complete romance. It’s something you don’t just... get rid of. It’s something annoying that keeps coming and coming, like- like an insect, or maybe a door-to-door salesman, or- or- 

Or a guard who’s convinced you’re a security breach.

I remember...

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POSSUM KINGDOM

You...

You were never good with code. You’d never be THIS good at Photoshop.

So then...

This really happened, yeah.

And I really do like the suit.

I like YOU, man.

...You do?

And you like me too, I think.

I’m a great cool.

[hlvrv]

You're loved, Swap. Neo loves you. Neo loves you so so much

I was so afraid, man... I thought love just hurt... But it’s kinda just an annoyance that’s just cute enough to be endearing.

Yeah, uh, like me.

You’re not just an annoyance, Neo, you’re MY annoyance.

And yooooou are my eldritch alien horror.

Pigeon perch.

Security violation.