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Hey Uncles, thought I forgot your birthday, did you? THINK NOT!!! I love you both and Mum made her famous sugar free cake. Have at it
“Terrific, we were just needing a new doorstop.”
“Pretty sure you’ve made that joke before.”
“Pretty sure she’s sent us this cake before. ’S like the world’s slowest game of tennis.”
“Cake… joke… cake… joke… love-love…”
Happy Birthday to my lovely homosexual Uncles <3
“Th---what?”
“Shut up and learn to take a compliment, G.”
Uncle George, can you tell Uncle Fred to put on some damn trousers? Or skirt, or something?
“My dear, I’ve been telling him that since we were two years old and he hasn’t listened yet.”
@hissingaspinthegrass
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“When have I ever terrorized people?” He frowned.
“Cut Riley’s hair, for one.”
@wildmoored
Fred got the feeling this wasn’t the first time he’d tried to claw his way out of the numbness towards Garrett’s face. It was, however, the first time he’d succeeded, never mind that his eyes kept trying to float off in different directions. He blinked a few times and his field of vision broadened to include George, looking haggard but relieved, and a tray of mugs and baked goods on his bedside table.
He couldn’t feel his lower half, but that was normal. Could he breathe? Yes. So far, so good. Could he sit up?
George’s hand shot out to stop him, but not before he’d caught a glimpse of the twisted shape of his left leg beneath the sheets. He swallowed a wave of nausea and let his brother ease his head back again.
Speaking. Maybe he’d try speaking instead.
His throat was still raw from inhaled dust and debris, but he managed a weak and raspy “Hi,” with what he hoped was a smile in Garrett’s direction.
[The Great Inbox Cleaning 2k17! This is... not what I was expecting it to be but okay
Featuring questions from @hissingaspinthegrass @banashee @charmed-redemption and a heckuva lot of anons.]
“Does anybody’s shit actually look like the shit emoji? All swirly and even? Mine never does. Have I been producing substandard shits my entire life or is this just another unrealistic beauty standard?”
hissingaspinthegrass replied to your post
Not from you obviously. Just a blow job.
What did I tell Harry? I told him, I said, any kid named Albus Severus is going to be twice as fucked-up as the originals. Fuckery multiplies in close proximity to more fuckery. And did he listen? No, he did not. Again and again I told him, we all told him, we begged, we bartered, we pleaded, but there was no dissuading the man, and see what’s become of it? Just like I said, Albus Severus, pure, raw, unabridged, undiluted child of fuckery, may Our Father have mercy on his soul...
