May 20, 2020
My hair normally: Nice, accepting, probably only uses Instagram and sometimes Twitter. “Hi sir it’s nice to meet you.” Knows his place and only occaisonally messes up but is good at apologies. Wouldn’t do drugs but will sometimes have a beer at family gatherings
My hair now: A bastard, a whole, complete bastard. Definitely homophobic but plays it off as a joke in front of his bros. Definitely does crack, but like, discount crack not even the good kind. Always a problem, never apologizes, and if you ask him he’ll just tell you to fuck off
#hair#quarantine flow#quarantine#coronavirus#covid-19#tw homophobia#but like seriously#why#must it always touch the ears#the EARS#i have HAIR that is TOUCHING MY FUCKING EARS#AGH#the hair in front can TOUCH MY EYE#i can touch my whole FUCKING FACE#AGHH#HAIR ON THE EARS IT'S ON THE EARS IT IS#TOUCHING#MY#EAAARS