ღ married life meme
5/15 requested by kanyekardashians
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Neither, our babies are neat. Unless, you know, it's taking clothes off for other reason, then those just fly all over the place and get taken care of hours later.
forgets to run the dish washer: Either one because they get distracted.
pumps gas for the car: Xavier but when Carmen does it he gets turned on for whatever reason. She purposely bends over so he can see though.
drives when they’re going somewhere: Xavier, like 95% of the time but sometimes, Carmen puts her foot down and he's like "yes ma'am".
rearranges the furniture: Collaborative effort, but after Angel, Carmen will do a lot of random home decor/furniture replacement.
falls asleep with the TV on: Carmen bc such a sleeper.
gets to use the bathroom first: They go together (: Imagine that cheesy teeth brushing couple cheesin and being dumb = Xarmen
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: Carmen especially when pregnant.
sets up holiday decorations: Together (:
leaves the lights on: When they leave the house? Neither. During sex? Either, they actually prefer to have some light source around cause they're big on eye contact.
uses the bathroom with the door open: Carmen leaves the door open so Xavier can join her anytime. Actually neither one of them locks/closes the door really.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): Xavier fixes, he doesn't allow anyone else fucking around with his home and if he does need help (as in there is literally no other way), then he calls Isaiah or Elijah.
OMAYANNA
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Omari did it at first for a tad bit (maybe a shirt or pants here and there, not smelly socks/underwear) because it was one of his ways to piss of his ex-wife but then when he got cussed out real bad for it... yeah he's very neat now.
forgets to run the dish washer: Omari, he just gets distracted a lot. Either by Ayanna or a business call.
pumps gas for the car: Either really.
drives when they’re going somewhere: Either, but it's more balanced than with Xarmen. If it's some official business matter, then Omari, no doubt.
rearranges the furniture: Ayanna, she calls Omari's men to help her.
falls asleep with the TV on: Omari likes to fall asleep in Aya's lap in general.
gets to use the bathroom first: Ayanna. She takes too long but again, most of the time, they get the morning hygiene and all together.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: Ayanna, she's so...bossy. lol
sets up holiday decorations: Ayanna with the goons lmao. Omari likes to watch and is just generally amused by it.
leaves the lights on: When they leave the house? Probably Omari because he's in rush. During sex? Either.
uses the bathroom with the door open: same as Xarmen
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): Omari calls someone unless he's trying to get Aya fucked up by fixing things shirtless with the tools around his waist all cliché but she probably ends up riding the fuck out of him on the kitchen floor when he was trying to fix the sink.
KILLA
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Kian, what a jerk.
forgets to run the dish washer: Kian. "What dish washer?"
pumps gas for the car: Kian
drives when they’re going somewhere: Kian but sometimes he lets Milla drive just so he can rub her pussy while she's driving.
rearranges the furniture: Milla because she sometimes gets very restless when Kian isn't around.
falls asleep with the TV on: Milla sleeps in Kian's lap.
gets to use the bathroom first: Kian just beats her to it just to be a jerk.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: They bicker about it, Milla wins cause she sits that ass on him.
sets up holiday decorations: Milla, right before putting on a cheesy Christmas sweater and takes off the rest of the clothes just to send a twerking video to Kian.
leaves the lights on: During sex? Milla, Kian is fine either way.
uses the bathroom with the door open: Milla goes in naked so that Kian can see but then she closes the door and touches herself moaning and groaning to piss him the fuck off. Kian closes the door too when he beats her to "who goes first".
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): Kian is kinda lazy with that so he pays someone to do it. When he's not around, Milla first tries herself (before they get together again, she probably calls Tristan).
EAMIRA
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Neither, because mess reminds Amira too much of "home".
forgets to run the dish washer: Again, neither one although Easton gets distracted by Amira getting distracted.
pumps gas for the car: Easton, Amira is too clumsy/shy.
drives when they’re going somewhere: Easton, see above.
rearranges the furniture: Easton, monotonous flow makes him uncomfortable because it reminds him of when he was away.
falls asleep with the TV on: If they're watching a movie, they don't fall asleep. Otherwise Amira falls asleep more often.
gets to use the bathroom first: Amira is too shy to ask to go first because it's Easton's house.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: same as above.
sets up holiday decorations: Together.
leaves the lights on: Amira hates dark, so she always has at least a lamp on.
uses the bathroom with the door open: Amira always locks herself because scared. This goes on for a good while, but then Easton helps her with it. On the other hand he doesn't lock himself in case something happens to Amira.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): Easton, Amira just watches to learn.
CAMALLI
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Cameron because he doesn't really care, he knows the house staff will take care of it asap. Ever since he moves in with Calli it's not as bad though.
forgets to run the dish washer: They get so distracted so either one. But again it doesn't matter bc house staff.
pumps gas for the car: Cameron but he makes Calli do it on purpose especially when she's wearing one of her skin tight dresses.
drives when they’re going somewhere: Cameron, he loves road head and he gets it, often. Most of the time they have a driver though and you know what happens in the back.
rearranges the furniture: Calli, she hires people for it.
falls asleep with the TV on: Calli because Cameron worn her out.
gets to use the bathroom first: Together.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: Calli.
sets up holiday decorations: The girls, Camalli probably fuck right behind them. "Finish the tree and you can join in." But, when she's pregnant, it's just her and Cam.
leaves the lights on: Either, they don't care about the electricity bill plus they love the visual of things. Did I mention they have a big ass mirror above the master bedroom bed? Did I mention they have a room full of mirrors too? They're the two most vain charas we have imho.
uses the bathroom with the door open: No locking allowed.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): They just call someone
Bonus: HS!Xarmen (non-married)
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Neither, their parents would get them fucked up.
forgets to run the dish washer: Xavier isn't really a chores person.
pumps gas for the car: Xavier
drives when they’re going somewhere: Xavier but I feel like they often take walks? Just to spend more time with one another.
rearranges the furniture: Mike at the Lopezs, X and Isaiah at the Walls.
falls asleep with the TV on: Xavier likes sleeping on Carmen, plus she always gets too invested in the show/programme to fall asleep.
gets to use the bathroom first: Mike takes the longest at the Lopezs, Bianca at the Walls.
decides the temperature for the ac/heater: Parents lmao.
sets up holiday decorations: Together with the siblings (:
leaves the lights on: They ain't tryna pay the bills so neither. Plus you know that the street light illuminates Carmen's room really nicely, right? She just loves dimmed light so imagine a pink lava lamp or omg the glow in the dark stars on her ceiling. byE
uses the bathroom with the door open: Neither.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): same as with furniture