GOD the second i think about eamon my blood starts to fucking boil, like he was entrusted with the care of his brother-in-law's son and fucking abused him for a decade????
he literally let a CHILD sleep outside with dogs rather than inside, because his wife decided she didn't like him, and it's not even like this child would have been the product of an extramarital affair!!! isolde came into the picture WELL after alistair was born!!! what kind of fucking chocolate eclair backbone
he let isolde BULLY alistair so badly that he felt like he didn't have a home, and instead of actually raising him, just fucking abandoned him at the templar academy aged ten and expected him to just fucking grow up and deal with his life. that alistair emerged as such a kind and compassionate soul is fucking REMARKABLE
and then eamon has the fucking AUDACITY to try and use alistair's status as a theirin as emotional blackmail when he ignored it for the entire of alistair's childhood, and then appoint himself as advisor if alistair becomes king?????
eamon utterly failed in his duty to care for alistair, he deserves NO sympathy or benefit of the doubt, he is a spineless, cruel man who uses a child as a pawn for political gain and I spend far too much time dreaming of scenarios where my wardens curb stomp him