#eare

[mellamame]

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Eare: “When you said “magical in bed” this isn’t exactly what I was exp-”

Deidre: *holds up the eight of hearts* “Is this your card?”

Eare: *whispering* “Holy shit.”

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Eare: *falls down the stairs*

Eare: “I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”

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Eare: *mumbles* “You’re perfect in every way.”

Deidre: “What?”

Eare: “I said that you’re TERRIBLE and PROBABLY GAY!”

Eare: *under her breath* “Please be a little gay…”

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Eare: “I’ll leave if you let me rip out Orym and Vell’s spines and wear them as fancy scarves.”

Rho: “Um ok that seems a little extreme.”

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Eare: “Okay google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?”

Google: “The best revenge is letting go and living well.”

Eare: “….”

Eare: “Bing, how do I get-”

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Vell: “Woah? Huh? My dusty bitch senses told me to come over here.”

Eare: “SHUT THE FUCK YOU’RE MOUTH!”