God Hates Us All
Some believe and some don’t, but I must tell you God really exists and he hates us all. He is not only the greatest artist(he painted or developed per se the most complicated thing i.e. human being) but also he is the greatest businessman that the world has ever seen(actually not seen) because he manages the lives of people - whom to give and whom to not. People complain and he answers, People whine and still he answers but why he should. It’s because he made us and we are living in this planet as a human being but not as some insect. Duh, he did his duty back then by giving us the life as a human being,the dominant species. Now, it should be our responsibilty to show him that he made a right decision in choosing us. People should do good deeds not to prove or show their parents or partners or admirers but show God that he didn’t commit any mistake in giving them a worthy life of a human being. But then you people must be thinking why I gave this article the title “God Hates Us All”. First of all I am a big fan of Californication and David Duchovny and that’s why I started writing. So, I asked myself what would be the best thing from my side as a fan. Bam..the first thing that came to my mind was that I can do some publicity of this great show .So, I stole something from their show,i.e., my article’s title but I really believe and it’s just my opinion that God sent us to the Earth as we did some sort of misdemeanor up there and he wants us to perform some godly acts over here so that he can call us up there again as early as possible. No wonder, that’s why good guys die early. Think about it. God sent the first man to the mighty Earth because he wanted that man to be alone and think about what he has done. As persons increased he had to wider the Earth .So, once a decade, when bad men get increase to unexplainable level, he sends his son like Jesus to clear the mess on the Earth. So the gist of all the crap that I have written is “Think Good, Perform Better and finally Earn Best”. And always remember that only one person in this entire Universe judges you and he is God. So think about him before you act because he hates us all and one single fault will open the gates of HELL for you. Good Night Fellas. Sleep Well and Believe in God.