#earpgstarter

[carceronhummel-blog]

If you choose to sit beside me on the subway, please make sure you have bathed within the last week. I’m tired of spending my mornings next to people that smell worse than a wet dog.

[eloisefabray]

I can’t believe people are still asking me for an ID. I’m twenty two, and I definitely come here often. It’s not like it’s some shocker I’m old enough to drink.

[carceronhummel-blog]

While I’m able to identify with the excitement of being an adolescent all those many years ago and finally being subjected with the freedom of not having your parents around your neck twenty-four seven, I can honestly say as generations pass so graciously, small children are becoming notoriously reckless when not properly watched cautiously–especially of those in the male spectrum. 

If one more child so happens to attempt to jump into Shark Realm during a show on a whim to ‘pet them’, so help me I’ll throw them in myself.