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ELOISE JANE FABRAY+ _______________________________________ "oh, dear diary, i met a boy. he made my dull heart light up with joy. oh, dear diary, we fell apart. welcome to the life of electra heart." _______________________________________ Hello, my name is Eloise, in case the giant letters weren't enough up there for you to realize that. Everyone calls me Ellie, so please do that. I'm 22 years old and I was born and raised in Paris, France. However, I decided to pack my bags and come to New York to get a fresh new start. I have a twin sister, Quinn, so if you see two of me walking around you're not going crazy. I also have a wonderful fiance James, so I'm not single. Sorry. In my free time I love baking, dancing, and shopping for more pink skirts and knee high socks.

[elliederriah]

Yeah but you should take it as a compliment that you’re getting asked because one day when you are older, you’re gonna wish you still looked young enough to be asked for ID. I understand though, carrying it on you can be horrible and annoying, I mean not luck I know I’m a year younger before it’s legal for me.

[eloisefabray]

That’s very true. I’d just think my boss would recognize me is all. Wait, you’re only twenty? You’re so young! Don’t worry, drinking isn’t all its cracked up to be anyways, as if you haven’t even tried it already.

[carceronhummel-blog]

You may not exactly have said “all men” in that way particularly but, you did in any case however, make an emphasis on the generalization of the male population by stating that “men in general are pretty disgusting”, did you not? It may not have seemed that way when you first spoke it, but you in fact did imply it. Now I’m not saying men as a whole take the holier-than-thou road over than females or vis versa, but you can’t at least admit that most, especially me for example, aren’t classified as gentlemen in that prospect–especially since I came to you with only the intentions of being polite. Although for future reference, maybe if you didn’t want people to take it that way, you should make yourself a bit clear instead of sounding like a high-strung, misandrist. However, I do apologize somewhat for acting the way I did and for saying your hair looks like a bird’s nest.

[eloisefabray]

Okay so sorry my choice of words wasn’t your favorite, I’ll be sure to take a full twelve second pause before speaking again. My bad. You were being polite and I’ll make sure I’m more careful next time, whatever. 

And the hair thing was way out of line.

[mathieusmythe]

I’m actually pretty sure that’s just part of the law. Y’know, having to ask for I.D. if anyone looks like… under 35 or something like that. Doesn’t make it any less obnoxious though, I’m sure.

[eloisefabray]

I know, I know. I guess I’m thankful that I look under thirty five, at least. It’s just obnoxious, is all.

[carceronhummel-blog]

I find that statement against the general population of the male species to be rather unjustifiable, don’t you think, considering until about two seconds ago, I was being pretty civil towards you. But be that as it may, notoriously women in general, too, aren’t patches of sunshine and daffodils either, sweetheart. I mean, with that misandrist mindset your spewing out, it is a surprise how long your fiancé held out being together with you. Also, I’m flattered that you believe I’m a nice enough guy to hail a cab for you in the state of need, but in truth, I’m not. If you’re stupid enough to get yourself shitfaced, you’re not my responsibility. But glad to know you’ve got a brain up there somewhere, underneath that bird’s nest you call hair, to acknowledge that.

I’m not really counting down to anything, actually. In fact, I’m the King when it comes to living a little, princess, so you don’t have to tell me twice.

[eloisefabray]

Woah. I didn’t say anything against you, I was talking about the guys at bars that spend their time hunting down women, especially younger ones, and causing them to make irrational and stupid decisions.Never once did the words “all men” leave my mouth, neither did me pointing a finger at you. I was being completely civil with you. I don’t understand why all of a sudden you’ve resulted in arguing and putting me down, especially since not even two seconds ago I was just complimenting you, but please, if you see something wrong with me, or the way I address people please feel free to never speak to me again. Heaven forbid I try to have a civil conversation with somebody.

[lady-lola-livingstone]

Your own employer? Well, maybe he’s attempting to flirt with you. Or maybe he thinks it’s funny. Or maybe you look different in your street clothes than in your work clothes. That would get frustrating, though. 

[eloisefabray]

It’s probably the third one, I guess he doesn’t really pay much attention to faces, huh?

[carceronhummel-blog]

Frankly, I find older men hitting on females young enough to be their granddaughters to be a bit morbid and unsettling in my opinion. Although, glad to know you aren’t one of those girls. Ah, okay, then. Hanging about is good, too, I suppose.

Again, thank you, you are too kind. Though, I’m only four years away from actually being thirty, so here’s to hoping I still look as young as I feel at that age. Unfortunately I haven’t seen that movie considering I’m not a big chick flick kind of guy.

[eloisefabray]

Men in general are pretty disgusting, especially older guys. Honestly, it’s a wonder how my fiance’s stuck around for so long. Don’t worry, buddy, you won’t have to call a cab on me, I promise I’m being smart.

And I’m only eight years from being thirty, but you don’t hear me starting a countdown. Come on, man. You got to stop worrying about the future and start living a little, don’t worry so much about the number. Ah, true. It is a good movie, though. Not as “chick-flicky” as some.

[carceronhummel-blog]

That’s a good point. Maybe they’re just too distracted from what they’re doing to notice you coming in as often as you do–which by the way isn’t very healthy for your liver, but who am I to judge? Thank you for that compliment, but I’m actually twenty-six, but you know what they say, twenty is the new thirty.

[eloisefabray]

Ah, maybe. At least I’m grateful that old men don’t hit on me like they seem to be doing to the other girls. Oh! No, I don’t really drink all that much, I just kinda hang out- I guess you could say.

Of course! Ah, but I was close. You look like your age, that’s always very nice to see! At least no one ID’s you. Thirty probably isn’t that great, have you ever seen 13 Going On 30?

[lady-lola-livingstone]

Well, on the other hand, at least they don’t think you look incredibly old. It could be taken as flattery.

[eloisefabray]

Don’t get me wrong; I’m very flattered, I’m just getting tired of my own employer forgetting how old I am. 

[carceronhummel-blog]

Consider yourself lucky they still want to card you for being too young. Because once you hit your thirties, it’s all down hill from there, little mama.

[eloisefabray]

I’m flattered, but you’d think someone who comes in as often as I do would be recognized. Aw, come on, you don’t look a day over twenty five.

[eloisefabray]

I can’t believe people are still asking me for an ID. I’m twenty two, and I definitely come here often. It’s not like it’s some shocker I’m old enough to drink.

[eloisefabray]

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