#easter discourse

[jimtheviking]

@catofthecanals289 @swedishwarriorwoman @figmentsoutoffundamentals @mereanarchy

The Easter Discourse dipshit was telling me that there’s a Universal Set of Social Standards that Everyone Needs to Adhere To and that if you Don’t Agree You’re Wrong. When I explained that the social standards of a first-generation Immigrant from Canada who Lives in the UK and Spent a Good Long Time in Iceland, his response was “ Ah I see, you're as liberal as it's humanly possible to be” and chose to not elaborate on that.

[parkayquarts]

dad: hey we should get out easter baskets and decorations! mom: that's ok we don't have to go to the trouble it's not really necessary dad: sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt.