#easterlingwanderer

[askaziraphaleandcrowley]

@Crowley what is your favourite kind of plant?

Crowley: A well-behaved one.

Aziraphale: I don’t believe that’s what they meant.

Crowley: It’s true though. In terms of the actual variety though, I rather like the calathea and the umbrella plant. And of course I’m fond of the snake plant...

Aziraphale: I read a book about carnivorous plants once, those are truly fascinating. Did you know tomato plants are actually carnivorous too?

[rpgchoices]

some dialogues with the npc added by mod Dusky, also a half orc and a romance option.

[starrose17]

easterlingwanderer replied to your photoset “Surely by now Crowley even you know the concept behind procreation...”

Headcanon: Crowley STILL doesn't know and by this point he is afraid to ask xD

Totally agree with that LOL

[goldenglorfindel]

@easterlingwanderer

"Pretty, I woulda be a lot more careful-like aboot talking o'orcs ye ken. Ye have nae idea aboot what it be like ta be one o'them."

“And you do, I suppose?”

Glorfindel folded his arms and narrowed his gaze calmly at the Man and wondered what his game was, sticking up for Orcs of all things.

“Someone whos only intent is foul and has no will of their own, bound by hatred and pain, is unarguably inferior to any of the free peoples. Regardless of who they may have been previously, were they corrupted. Their only redemption can be the release of death.”

[the-neverending-errand]

"Well regret means 'a feeling of sadness, repentance, or disappointment over an occurrence or something that one has done or failed to do.' Sooo... any regret?"

“... Two out of three,” a long pause where he realises that will not be satisfactory follows. “I would not change the choice given the option, but I also cannot say I do not think I would be happier otherwise.”

[chiefcxuncillxr]

@easterlingwanderer

"We have that here, too, you know."

[first-son-of-finwe]

"So what's yer thoughts on tah conjugation or yeet? Mesself is up for yeet yeeten yoten."

“The conjugation of what?”

[gxldenfinwe]

"I'll face Eru and walk backward inta tah Void" (honestly the Wanderer 100% of the time)

“Tell him to go fuck himself from me while you’re at it.”