me...how am i going to die
You meet this random smart people at your university and they convince you to take a trip to Champagne,France. You really enjoy the taste of champagne, but you feel like it’s missing something.
One day you’re at your hotel, trying out your new Vulva Original until it accidentally slips out of your hand and lands in your champagne. Well you’re thinking “i paid so much for that shit ima finish it”
You feel like you just discovered the crab burger formula. You tell all of your random university friends about that and you are creating this startup, revolving around this new line of Champagne - “Vagagne”. As you visit the homepage of Vulva Original, you notice that it has so many chemicals in it, so you decide to use your own vajayjay juice to give it this natural taste.
It’s a huge success and your vagina gets a bit dusty, well happens. But you didn’t drink too much the past days so you die bc of dehydration.
