Jun 17, 2024
So being a neurodivergent kid that hadn't really been properly medicated until high school, I did a LOT of weird off-the-cuff shit. This ended up repelling a lot of other kids away from me, but I thought that meant it would work for repelling bullies away too, so I associated doing weird shit with de-escalating situations.
So one day, I see my best friend getting picked on by her neighbor's kids, and I go to intervene.
Neighbor's Kid: Oh yeah? What are YOU gonna do about it?
Me: *Stares at nearby tree, and just fucking rips a leaf off a branch and shoves it in my mouth*
Neighbor's Kid, baffled: Wtf
Me: It tastes great you should try it
It did not, in fact, taste great.
#ramblings#adhd#neurodivergent#I mean I can't remember the exact dialogue shared#but I know it was something along those lines#Ive probably done even weirder shit but that's one I remembered most recently#me#eat leaf#young man#theres no need to feel down#i said young man#eat that leaf off the ground#or tree in my case#you get what I mean#leaf#stories#story time
