I thought things were a little suspicious when Lajja started sporting a belly. The Detective Buttkiss side of me kicked in, and I deduced she had been eating a lot.
Of course, I was right. She ate so much, SHE ATE A BABY!
AND THEN THE OFFICE MORONS THREW HER A PARTY FOR EATING IT!
A party where people dressed weird.
I just threw on my trusty bow tie for the.. err.. occasion.
The oddest bit of all was when they gave her presents for eating the kid. They're pretty strange.
I sniffed all the presents for bombs, like I've seen dogs do on TV. Fart bombs. Unfortunately, none.
Presents. Cake. A strange party. That's it, where can I get me a baby to nibble on?