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Neurotypical people: You need more variety in your diet.

Me: When it's hard to eat, pretend you're a judge on a cooking show, and the food is so incredibly delicious that you eat the whole thing wordlessly. The contestant who made it starts to cry as you lick your plate. They win a trillion million dollars which they donate curing dog cancer. Dogs will never get cancer again because you ate this food. Good job