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#yummyinmytummy #eatingclouds

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Delicious baked gnocchi #gnocchi #eatingclouds #buffalomozzarella #freshbasil #homemade #saturdaynight

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⛽⛽ #summer #street #downtown #leoseason #august #saraeadams #sunshineandclouds #eatingclouds

[stainyourhands]

beard? beard burrrrrrrn is what i'm saying. *ehm*

Oh god your comment is even more wonderful than the image.  Thank you for putting the thought in my head.  And now I’ve put it to paper.  Beard burn fic-let under the cut … 

Matt’s taken to carrying a tube of concealer in his back pocket. Next to his wallet, key to Patrick’s house, Pepsi Center ID card, and the Joe Sakic playing card he’ll get signed when he finds the right moment.

Jess bought it for him.  Last summer, when Patrick invited Matt to Quebec City to meet the family, do a lot of fishing, and, Matt’s pretty sure, to make sure that Matt isn’t only attracted to the accent.

Matt’s attracted to pretty much everything about him. He’s pretty sure Patrick gets that now.  Matt had explained himself vigorously and often and in every spare corner he could find, for the fortnight he was there.  And had the beard burn to prove it.

Jess had met him at the airport, taken one look at his red, blotchy face, and marched him directly to the mall for a lesson from the austere woman who’s stood behind the Clinique counter since Matt was eleven. It’s gone down as one of the most embarrassing twenty minutes of Matt’s life.

It’s also saved Matt’s relationship on more occasions than he can count, now that Patrick’s lazy summer beard has become ayear-round kinda thing and Matt’s started using the concealer religiously.

He doesn’t know why, then, his teammates are being so weird.

It’s a normal practice, the third morning of an unprecedented three-day break.  It’s enough time to ease out the season’s aches and pains, and Matt’s feeling more relaxed and crink-free than he has in months.

He’s joking around with Max as he slips out of his street clothes, and just laughs when he realizes he didn’t pull out his under armour before undressing. When he bends over to fish in his bag, though, Max sucks in a breath and whistles.

Matt frowns over his shoulder. “What?”

Max holds up his palms. “What you do on your own time is between you and your hooker, Dutchy.”

“I don’t need to pay for it when I’ve got all this,” Matt chirps, motioning down his bare body.

Max chokes on his laughter, shaking his head as he backs away.

Matt’s pretty sure that level of amusement is uncalled for.

Neither is the high-pitched cat call he gets from Factor when he takes to the ice.

Or the ass-slap from Landy that’s more awkward than salacious.

Or the “didn’t know you had it in you, Dutchy” from EJ, followed by a long, drawn-out, high-pitched “kinkyyy” from Brutes.

He’s feeling self-conscious and confused by the time he gets back to the locker room. And, for the first time since Sacco left and Matt diagnosed his gluten intolerance, he hesitates before pulling down his under armour and heading to the showers with nothing but a towel slung over his shoulder.

He’s halfway to the showers when he feels a hand on his elbow. Danny urges him close, his lips light on Matt’s ear as he murmurs, “might wanna use that concealer on your ass, too.”

“I- what?” Matt twists away, trying to get a glimpse of his ass. All he can see is red, raw, scratched skin and he flames with embarrassment.

Danny just grins as him. “Unless of course you want people to know ‘bout your kinks. Patrick doesn’t seem to mind.”

He nods in the direction of Patrick’s office and Matt glances over to see Patrick leaning in his doorway, arms crossed over his chest, watching Matt with a mix of pride and amusement.

Matt rolls his eyes, but he turns back to the showers without covering up. If he pushes his ass out a little, he’ll never tell.

[stainyourhands]

sometimes when going about my day's business, i just stop and go "... the Oilers" *shakes head* But tbh this sort of air of tragedy made me a lot more interested in Hockey Jesus Connor McDavid than I was before (and I was paying attention already). Also - poor Jack Eichel. The Buffalo GM made some pretty shitty comments about not getting the first overall and that's just sad for the kid... Yeah, I guess I'm just sharing my Feelings here. Looking forward to the drama of the draft, for real.

I know, I do too!  I’m so angry about the whole lottery thing, but, hopefully Connor’ll be able to actually DO something in Edmonton (I’m endlessly optimistic, I know, I know).  And poor Eichel - those comments were so strange and inappropriate.  I honestly think Eichel will be an amazing franchise player - he’s a great leader, sees the ice like a goal scorer, and plays a really solid defensive game - and Buffalo should (and will) be incredibly happy to have him.

This draft is gonna be crazy - I expect a number of surprise trades and plenty of drama.  I’m writing a Connor McDavid/Jack Eichel draft fic that is nowhere near as dramatic as the real draft will be, but hopefully I’ll have it done and up by then!  

[fiveforslashing]

that bgally gangbang fic is right up my alley and definitely something i was looking for for a long time. wish there was more of stuff like that around (hockey gives you so much potential for that!) thank you for writing it and sharing it here!!

thank you for reading it, enjoying it and sending the nice message! and gosh, same. i've been thinking of this fic for a long, long time. it may even potentially turn into a full fledged fic, we'll see :)

[habsforever]

eatingclouds replied to your post: “eatingclouds replied to your post: Hearing people butcher...”:

yeeah, i agree. it's like, google is your friend! or just ask someone! but on the other hand, i'm trying not to think of all the names i am pronouncing incorrectly

Yeah, I'm not saying I'm perfect with every name in the league either, but official commentators or sports analysts or reporters or anyone like that should learn how to say it properly.

[habsforever]

eatingclouds replied to your post: Hearing people butcher French-Canadian...

as a fan from europe, i can confirm this for basically all non-english names

Yes, of course, I should have said that. It's just I'm from Montreal so I have experience with those names specifically. I don't know if it's me... sometimes it's funny but most of the time it's just irritating.