it was 00:01, so i figured I should eat the advent chocolate of the day. but now i want more chocolate. the only chocolate in my apartment is the advent calendar and some bars wrapped up for a friend under my tree.
what do i do? eat the present or the calendar? if i eat the rest of the calendar will it be bad luck? will baby jesus cry? what if i ate the present? will i suddenly not be a lazy ass and replace it by christmas?
who knows... i might actually eat both.










