Frank: Charlie! Freyja told me you graduated--and with highest honours! Congratulations! I’m really sorry, but the renos have been delayed on the club downstairs... I’m hoping to have it finished really soon. Sorry to keep you waiting on this job...
Charlie: No, it’s cool. I’m actually here to ask you about accommodations... See, I was supposed to move in with a friend of mine, but she backed out at the last minute. I can’t afford a place on my own, so I’m wondering if you knew of anyone who’s looking for a roommate. Or if you can suggest any good place to post an ad... Like, I don’t want to live anywhere sketchy, you know?
Frank: Wow, funny you mention it... Actually, it might not be the best idea... But my brother’s a lawyer, so he could draw up a contract to keep things professional...
Charlie: Frank, what are you talking about?
Frank: Well, um, I do know someone looking for a new roommate...
Charlie: Yeah? Great! Who is it?
Frank: ...Me. See, my old roommate just moved out. He’s...changed a lot, so it was like living with a totally different person. I’m glad he wanted to move to the big city, to be honest. Anyway, I know it’s not exactly proper to be living with your boss, but like I said, my brother could help--and you could change the terms however you want and...well, I totally understand if you don’t want to.
Charlie: Don’t want to? It sounds perfect! I know you’d give me a fair deal on the rent, and we could carpool to work, and you don’t care if I have people over, right?
Charlie: Brilliant! We’re going to be the best roomies ever!