#econochase

[jellyfiishi]

[littlemissmoodswings]

adrian: hey, wake up. i just murdered your entire family!

economos: but i-i live alone.

adrian: whaaahuuuhh — then who are these people in your house?

economos: there's people in my house??

adrian: well not ANYMORE!

[asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3]

Chris: Vigilante is my friend and Economos is my friend. Therefore they should both be friends as well

Chris once John and Adrian start dating and make him third wheel: wait no

[jellyfiishi]

adrian sitting on the bathroom counter rambling while john dyes his beard in the mirror send tweet

[jellyfiishi]

[asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3]

This might be way too obscure of a thought, but a few years ago Facebook would give me these non stop adds for an… interactive game???? (I’m not 100% sure, cuz I was too busy laughing about the characters to pay attention) but it was basically this young man and a burly older guy with white hair/beard that kept ending up in sexual scenarios and had a very ‘will they won’t they’ relationship. I screamed every time I saw the add for Santa and his Twink, (that’s what I began calling them in my mind) because 1-damn Facebook knows me well and 2- wtf Facebook really

Anyways, John eventually stops dying his hair and beard all together and goes white and Adrian has never been more attracted to him in his life, because honestly it checks off so many boxes for him it’s ridiculous.

[asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3]

Volbeat’s Lola Montez lyrics “Don't look in her eyes, You might fall and find the love of your life” except it’s John looking at Adrian one day and realizing that somewhere along the way he’s fallen in love.