#ed trahan

[rhymes-with-sims]

Ed: “Arya you’re so beautiful! He’d be an idiot to ignore you.” That’s all you’d have to say Ed! That’s literally it! And then she’d say “Wow you think I’m beautiful?” And we’d ride into the sunset. But, now here you are talking to yourself like and idiot! Great?! Great...

[rhymes-with-sims]

Arya: Valerian, Wolfsbane, daisy and a rose. Will make a beautiful potion, I suppose!

Ed: You suppose?

Arya: It rhymes, okay! 

[rhymes-with-sims]

Ed: Alright it says here, for a double, it’s no trouble if you only use this spell: Copious Copy-ous Mono Copypasta - Copy pasti- Copy-

Arya: Copypastico?

Ed: Copypastico. Y-yeah that’s it.

Arya: Copious Copy-ous, Mono Copypastico!

[rhymes-with-sims]

Ed: Wow is that the new Hillock game? Those graphics are top tier. Definitely better than the last one. 

Arya: Of course it is. I got it immediately when it came out. Waited at least an hour…

One hour she wouldn’t be getting back But, a tleast she was first in the class to play it before Linda Berlanti could so much as take a breath. Yes, a long one hour but worth it nonetheless

Ed: No wonder you’re so good already. Destroying the world with such ease. It’s like you were born for it. At least you know that if the whole Sage thing doesn’t work out, you could definitely be a pro gamer. Either that or you could start your career as a world destroyer.

Arya: No need to start making alternate plans. It’s gonna happen for me. There’s no other option.

Ed: Aw, C’mon. Just think about it. You name in lights. “ARYA CROWE: Sage, Destroyer God, Video game extraordinaire.” We’ll get T-Shirts.

Arya [laughing]: Thanks for the vote of confidence, Ed.

[rhymes-with-sims]

Arya: So how do I look? Is this  THe outfit that says “Marry me, Mystery man”?

Ed: Y-you look good! GREAT! I meant you look great!

Arya: Is it good or great, Ed? Come on, This is important! Life or DEATH!I’m meeting the man of my dreams!

He didn’t like the way Arya had put emphasis on death. And if his crackling voice were any indication, death was certainly eminent... for him. Especially if this guy was her dream guy. Ed would certainly die.

Ed: Great! It’s great! You look... great!

Arya: Great! Wish me luck! 

Ed: G-good luck!

[rhymes-with-sims]

Asha stormed from the Sage’s chamber only to immediately run into her sister of all people.

Ed: So lunch? Plants are cool and all they’re not gonna feed me.

Arya: Uhm... vegetarians?

Ed: Yeah but-

Asha: Arya....

Asha approached the pair, all but growling her sister’s name.

Ed: Oh hey Asha. What’s up?

Arya: What are you so mad about? I mean... What are you so mad about today?

Asha: Ask your fuckin’ boyfriend!

Arya: Boyfriend?

Ed: Boyfriend?!

Arya: WAIT!! He’s here?! Where?? You have to tell me!

Asha: In Potion’s Main.

Arya: Ok ok He’s here! Ok! Well How do I look?

Asha: I can’t deal with you, right now. I’m out of here.

Asha rolled her eyes and continued on her path. She needed to be anywhere but the Magic Realm right now. Arya snickered and turned towards Ed.

[rhymes-with-sims]

Ed: Was that supposed to happen?

Arya: I uhh... No. No, it wasn’t.

Ed: Damn well... Sorry Bunny.

Arya: I’d say let’s go again but... I’d hoped for at least 2 bunnies by this point.

[rhymes-with-sims]

Later that day in  Glimmerbrook Forest

Ed: What took you so long? And why do you look so happy?

Arya: Well I found the book and then- I slipped and fell off the stool and- 

Ed: Why are you happy about that?! Are you alright?

Arya: Oh yeah! Now I am. But, Ed! I met the most beautiful guy! He actually caught me when I fell. Caught me in his big strong arms. It was the most princely thing I’d ever witnessed. straight out of a book. I think this is love! 

Ed: Love? Wait wait. W-who even is this guy?

Arya: He’s- I uhhh...

Ed: You don’t even know his name, do you?

Ed couldn’t hold back his laughter as his friend’s gushing came to a full stop.

Arya: I uhh... Don’t laugh at me! I actually happen to like the mystery of this prince charming scenario, thank you very much. Who knows? Maybe he’ll be my very own cinderella story.

Ed: Right, cinderella story...

Arya: Ed you’re so pessimistic. I don’t care as long as I get to see him again.

Ed rolled his eyes. He wasn’t pessimistic. He was just.... Not optimistic about her “prince”. Mostly because even she didn’t know his name. Nothing good could come from that. nothing. Nothing at all. How could some nameless guy be her prince? Ed had a name afterall.

Ed: Right, sure. I’m pessimistic. Can we just practice this spell? This bunny isn’t going to duplicate itself.