Can we get some uhhhhhh,,, Bevchie friendship hcs? And some Bev and Eddie friendship hc’s?
here are these multiple days later lol sorry it took so long (this got really long so i’m putting it under the cut)
bevchie/beverie (more specifically, this is about them as roommates)
they’re much more functional roommates than any of the losers expected
like, yeah, their apartment is a little messy, but it’s never dirty
it’s mainly just messy bc it’s littered w dumb shit they bought online and used like twice
bev can’t cook for shit, and richie’s actually pretty good at it, so richie usually cooks and bev does the dishes
they do eat a lot of cheese and carbs and sugar tho, so stan comes over every other week or so to force feed them vegetables
like their pantry is genuinely astounding
how can two people own and eat so much junk food????
but then their spice cabinet is also overflowing bc richie loves experimenting with his food (bev loves taste testing them, bc either it’s delicious or it’s awful and hilarious)
richie cleans the bathroom bc the drains freak bev out
they have a double vanity in their bathroom bc they’re ~domestic~
they always give each other reviews of date outfits bc they’re twin bi disasters with v similar taste in fashion
richie wants a liquor bottle graveyard but Bev says no bc “we’re not straight, richard”
neither of them ever care about being sexiled, they both support each other getting dicked down so ardently
like one of them will come home w someone and the other will just be like “am i joining or fucking off?”
threesomes are rare and treasured occasions
they hookup w each other from time to time if they’re both horny at the same time
they don’t use plates when they order pizza, they just rip the box in half and use that as plates bc they know they’ll eat 4 slices each
they’ve got a record player bc they’re those indie kids (this is a modern au now btw so this is some indie kid shit lol)
shelves and cabinets literally overflowing with cds and dvds
posters everywhere
the apartment always smells like weed, on a sliding scale from “faint suggestion of cannabis” to “yeah we just hotboxed out entire apartment lmao”
edbev
it takes a long time for them to recognize how similar they are just bc they never really hung out just the two of them
until one day when everyone else bails on some plans they made
it’s honestly a little bit awkward at first, but then it’s so great it’s like???? how did this take so long????
they bond emotionally over their horrible parents and bullshit societal expectations and whatnot
but also over music and movies
eddie gets bev to let herself admit that she really does like bubblegum pop
they switch off between horror movies and romcoms every time they have a movie night
they’re both pretty chill people honestly, and they both thought they were mainly just chaotic around richie
and sure, they chill together, but they also have so much chaotic gay energy that being around each other just magnifies it so much sometimes, it’s honestly a lot even for them lol but they love it
they love baking together but they’re both really bad at it so they just make those precut pillsbury cookies
bev eats the dough raw and eddie yells at her about salmonella
but then once he starts growing out of the habits and fears sonia forced on him he starts eating it too
one time they just ate an entire roll of sugar cookie dough together (and they both had stomach aches afterwards but they agreed it was worth it)
they convince richie, stan, ben, and mike to let them make bills birthday cake one year
it’s super lopsided and it says “birthday bitch” in barely legible letters
mike is so disappointed in himself for trusting those two with baking
bill still cries tho he loves the cake (and bev and eddie) so much
one day bev is so angry she doesn’t know how to handle it, so Eddie takes her on a run
and she’s huffing and puffing and everything hurts, but she feels... better
so they start running together
none of the other losers believe it until they see it
they have an ongoing runaway plan/fantasy (the other five are included in said plan, but they don’t know about it)
they’re each other’s safe havens when they’re upset and need to vent or cry
they’re both so soft and kind but also they’re both so strong and also very sarcastic and they find confidence in one another
i love them both so much
bonus edbevchie
so many dance parties, so much 80′s pop
the three of them are like a permanent cuddle puddle
they go on so many day trips together and find really cool places/really cute towns
they especially love to go shopping together (even tho eddie sometimes balks at what bev and richie are willing to spend money on)
she’s so happy when they get together, and part of the reason is lowkey bc now she doesn’t have to share the “richies best friend” label w eddie and the “eddie’s best friend” label w richie since they’re boyfriends now
bev is reddie’s official third wheel bc she’s the only one who's just as chaotic as they are
also she endured enough of them gushing about and pining over each other to earn the title
she designs both of their tuxes for their wedding
she also djs bc no one knows their music taste better than she does
they all love each other so much im emo