Eddcanons no one asked for
Edd
Hoards art supplies. He has hundreds of sharpies and refuses to use them because he “might need them later”.
Had a MLP phase.
Keeps all of his old art for nostalgia even though some of it makes him cringe.
He changes his hoodie everyday, they're just in slightly different shades of green.
He was the tallest of the group in middle school. Tom called him the Jolly Green Giant.
Posts a lot of pictures of Ringo on social media and talks to people in the comments as Ringo.
He uses those manly scented candles from Bath and Body Works. His favorite is the one that smells like wood because it confuses everyone.
Still gets excited over the prizes in cereal boxes.
All of his clothes are covered in Ringo's fur. Poor guy went through so many lint rollers that he pretty much gave up.
His online name is still an edgy one he came up with during middle school.
Runs D&D games with his friends. He's the DM that forgets the story halfway through the campaign and just wings it.
Quotes from vines and early 2010s memes are a big part of his vocabulary. He refuses to explain if someone doesn't understand the reference, instead just telling them to look it up.
Matt
Uses a crap ton of sunscreen when he goes outside. Is it because of the freckles, pale skin, or vampirism? You decide.
His bedroom is "an organized mess".
Has about 100 selfies on his camera roll.
Gets very upset when villagers move out in Animal Crossing.
Either uses iPhone or uses nothing. You'll never catch him with anything else.
Sometimes gets stuck in daydreams and ends up staring at someone.
Very passionate about bats.
Will kick your *ss and look good doing it.
Tord got him into anime. He really likes the classics like Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, and Yu Yu Hakusho.
Anytime he plays D&D, he's either an elf or an aasimar.
Makes Tik Tok videos of either himself singing or vine-style bits with his friends.
Goes to the gym weekly to keep active. Of the gang, he's the most physically fit.
Tom
Everything he owns has a name. He has an inflatable punching bag he named Tord.
Has an outfit completely made up of the checker pattern. Edd refuses to let him wear it in public.
Has Smirnoff hidden all over his apartment.
Kinda weird when it comes to talking. Some days he doesn't talk at all, and other days he can't shut up.
Blasts ska music the minute he thinks he’s alone.
Can't sleep unless he's hugging Tomee Bear.
Happy/Emotional drunk. Will cry over puppies and then five seconds later die laughing at a fart joke.
Had a phase in Pre-K where he thought he was Superman. He wore the suit every day to school, and was convinced he had the powers. To prove to Matt that he could fly, he jumped out the classroom window and luckily only broke his leg. He still can’t live it down.
Sits on countertops and tables because he likes to feel tall.
His mom wouldn’t buy him pokemon cards so he just made his own out of notebook paper.
He’s the only one in the D&D campaign taking things seriously, and is one of the reasons the party isn’t dead yet.
His eyes are like little pockets he can store stuff in. He thinks it's funny to watch his friends' faces as he pulls stuff out of his eyes.
Tord
Played Doki Doki Literature Club thinking it was a normal dating simulator. He cried over Sayori for days.
Likes scaring his soldiers. One time he left his prothstetic arm on the couch, and about gave Patryk a heart attack.
Doesn’t fully understand English, especially insults. He doesn’t want to admit it, so he picks up on words that get negative reactions, and sprinkles them into his own insults to look like he knows the language. As a result of this he once called Paul "Marmite" when he wouldn’t share a can of Pringles.
99% of his wardrobe is red and black because he’s an emo edgy nerd.
Collected Nerf guns as a kid.
His prosthetic is interchangeable, and he has multiple ones. Each is built for a different purpose, like fighting, tinkering, and everyday stuff. They get uncomfortable after wearing it for a long time, so he more often than not has it off.
Has his Alexa and Siri call him Grandmaster Cucklord.
Will purposefully go to the weird side of the internet out of morbid curiosity and lack of self preservation.
He has a silverware collection that he keeps in his desk drawer. His favorite is a fork with the f word stamped into the handle.
Jams out to J-pop and Vocaloid the minute no one's around.
Was kicked out of the group's D&D sessions because he insisted his character should have a gun, and he kept killing everything.
Despite the poster in The End, he had nothing to do with monster Tom. He just happened to see the monster on the news and was like, "Oh cool, let me draw that."
