Heartless Zombie @statistically-unlikely-monster - Tumblr Blog

TYPES OF ZOMBIES!

black eyed zombie

yeah

redraw of this gorillaz artwork i found when scrolling through their wiki gallery for outfit inspo UGHHH I LOVE THIS BAND

cola-losers

WAIT YESTERDAY WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY? HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG!!!

Haha thank you ♡

It was chill which is all I can ask for lol

I got back pain and older

statistically-unlikely-monster

Haha old /lh

#fr tho happy birthday

lostskeletonrat

No Susan’s were harmed

holy-reference-in-a-username

uhhhhh heres some other random sketches

#tom's face in the top left reminds me of the post about big dogs being held #and how they just sorta look confused as to how their human can lift them

serperioranimations

Have Tom angst

borderlineee14

He's asking nicely

Reference:

#i refuse to give context #suffer <3 #eddsworld #ew meme #ew diwi

cola-losers

To those that make Matt a feminine man, why do you choose not to make Matilda a masculine woman?

statistically-unlikely-monster

Because I didn't think about that until now and I will be doing so in the future thank you

swerellind

That's canon

Change my mind

penandinkprincess

I just saw a fanfic author on tiktok advertising their fic like booktok does and peace and love but friend. your real life actual face??? associated with your fic???

listen, as far as y'all are concerned, I am a sentient seal with access to a keyboard, and we’re leaving it at that

#i rose from the grave specifically to make shitposts and reblog shit on my Tumblrs

snarkiwi-moved-deactivated20200

New tag game

Type in “I want” to reveal your greatest desire

firstbirthdays

#i want to cry #yeah...

cola-losers

You know I can appreciate Beyond bringing back Kim and Katya and not only drawing them in the same style as everyone else (as funny as it was for them to look so wildly different) and for at least giving them some sort of character aside from standing around and being pretty

Although of anything they are severely underused even in the fandom, I'll find few posts about them and even then I never really see anyone give them any character aside from being lesbians

Like hell yeah they're wives but like, you guys don't want to dump some head cannons on to them? Dude their original voice actress was Kira Buckland you're not going to make them weebs? You're not going to take one look at either of them and decide to give them some personality traits?

Idk I like our canon lesbians I just think they're neat

statistically-unlikely-monster

You have asked and I shall answer

Katya is Slavic, which specific one idk but Russia is a bit cliche so she's either Bulgarian or Ukrainian. She first came to England as a foreign exchange student, but then decided she was gonna stay. She's really into geology and has a huge collection of rocks, gemstones, and little fossils. She will gladly tell you everything you could ever want to know about them. She also is really adventurous, though without her impulse control (Kim) she ends up getting herself into trouble a lot.

Kim is British and was raised on the early internet, where she discovered her love of anime. Her online persona was an anime version of herself with cat ears and Sailor Moon type powers. As such, she spent a lot of time on Gaia Online fangirling about the newest anime with her friends. Outside of being a weeb, Kim has a makeup artist channel on YouTube where she posts tutorials and the like.