Cover of “Betty” by Taylor Swift, with the lyrics changed to fit Eddie and Richie. This song immediately reminded me of them!
Modified lyrics and performance by @richardtrashmouth
Eddie, I won't make assumptions
About why you switched your homeroom
But I think it's 'cause of me
Eddie, one time I was riding on my bike
When I passed your house
It's like I couldn't breathe
You heard the rumors all from Bev
You can't believe a word she says most times
But this time it was true
The worst thing that I ever did
Was what I did to you
But if I just showed up at the quarry
Would you have me?
Would you want me?
Would you tell me to go fuck myself?
Or lead me to the clubhouse?
In the clubhouse would you trust me
If I told you it was just a closet thing?
But I know I miss you
Eddie, I know where it all went wrong
I’m just a stupid coward
Scared of broken arms and slurs
You know I want to dance with you
I chickened out, I always do
Plus, I saw you dance with her
You heard the rumors all from Bev
You can't believe a word she says most times
But this time it was true
The worst thing that I ever did
Was what I did to you
But if I just showed up at the quarry
Would you have me?
Would you want me?
Would you tell me to go fuck myself?
Or lead me to the clubhouse?
In the clubhouse would you trust me
If I told you it was just a closet thing?
I'm only seventeen, I don't know anything
But I know I miss you
I was walking home on that old bridge
Just thinking of you when she pulled up
Like a figment of their expectations
She said "Rich, get in, let's drive”
Told myself it was right
Slept next to her, but I dreamt of you all summer long
Eddie, I'm here outside your window
And I planned it out for weeks now but
Your mom won’t let me in
Eddie, right now is the last time
I can dream about what happens when
You see my face again
The only thing I wanna do
Is make it up to you
So I showed up at the quarry
Yeah, I showed up at the quarry
Yeah, I showed up at the quarry
Will you have me?
Will you love me?
Will you kiss me in the clubhouse
In front of all our stupid friends?
If you kiss me, will it be just like I dreamed it?
Like I carved into the bridge?
I'm only seventeen, I don't know anything
But I know I miss you
Standing in your cardigan
Kissing in my car again
stopped at a streetlight
You know I miss you
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