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As I said before, if you guys have not played the steam game The Cave, for serious you should play it. If you like HORRIBLE PEOPLE like murderous monks, jealous time travelers, dead children, cowardly knights, and the hilarious ways they get what they want, play this game.
And like with everything I had to throw my own guys in.
The Engineer: Architect of his own ambition. Picked on in high school, his path is one of justice and vengeance--but mostly vengeance; help him dismantle the lives of everyone who picked on him--regardless of the collateral damage.
The Soldier: brave, intrepid, willing to die for his cause--well, perhaps the last one isn't so accurate. Help him sabotage his own company and give out secrets to the enemy to escape with his life--at the expense of his company's.
The Scholar: Enlightened, intellectual, beyond earthly desires--save for one: love. When he is rejected for another man though, hell hath no fury like a lover scorned. Help him absolutely ruin another man's life, so he can have the love of his life all to himself.
Skye wasn't included because it's against the law for her to be a villain. No I'm kidding I just couldn't think of anything. She'll come in a bit.