langa: 😐
adam, an empath: I’m sensing that you’re super into me
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langa: 😐
adam, an empath: I’m sensing that you’re super into me
Adam: tonight, Langa-kun, we have a date with destiny!
Langa: who the fuck is Destiny?
Adam’s obsession with the Genesis story becomes hilarious when you consider the fact that Adam is almost certainly not Christian.
Remember being and/or encountering the kids in elementary school who were obsessed with Greek myths? I think Adam is like that but with Christian mythology.
[id: the “Wow! Cool robot!” meme edited so that Langa is looking at Adam and saying, “Wow! Cool skating!” while “inappropriate sexual advances” passes over his head. End id.]
If anyone asks you what sk8 is about just show them this
Langa: I will be your NFT boyfriend. You cannot touch me or interact with me in any way, but if you pay me enough money you can go around telling people I’m yours
Adam, pulling up his cashapp: anything for you, my Eve
(Based on this tweet)
Breaking news from Japan: legalization of same-sex marriage is up for vote in the Diet and is one vote away from passing, but Rep. Shindo Ainosuke from Okinawa refuses to vote yes unless they add a clause that says, “For everyone except Kyan Reki.”
adam: you are my forbidden fruit
langa: *thinks for a moment*
langa: okay yeah you can reclaim that one
@polyphemusacosmist you inspired me