Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Headcanons
Modern Day Edition!!
Edgin Darvis
This man definitely would own a whole shelf of Funko pops.
He would probably still dress the same way he does in the movie 😔
Definitely owns at least one leather jacket to "look cool" but he never wears it.
Can't cook
Likes to think that he's the coolest person on the planet but gets humbled real quick when he sees Doric.
Plays Candy Crush.
Will try and join his daughter in playing a "super hard game" and fail. (Stardew Valley)
Can't hold a good job because he keeps flirting with everyone.
Only has a few friends who can handle him.
His daughter is one of those friends.
Holga Kilgore
Still super duper buff
Can't hold a job because she gets aggressive
God mother to Edgin's daughter
Has super plain hairstyles unless Edgin's daughter does her hair
Watches romance movies by herself but says she hates them when she watches them with other people.
Actually likes to dress up but doesn't often because she normally doesn't have time or doesn't feel like it
Has a LONG workout routine and Simon tried to join her once and he passed out.
No matter how much she will try and act like she doesn't care about anyone, as soon as one of her friends get hurts she'll actually get really concerned.
Xenk Yendar
Omfg he's gorgeous.
He wears the most extravagant clothing ever known to man
He would probably be the founder of like 7 different charities
Gets his nails done
Autism coded
SUPER SUPER GAY
Probably has tiktok and does dances but they stay in his drafts forever
Not huge on religious faith
Simon Aumar
Animal person
Probably has stuffed animals in his room but whenever someome comes over he hides them all
Avid Mitski Listener
Has Mitski posters
Likes magic tricks but is ass at them
Queer coded
Can't ride a bike, or a skateboard, or a scooter
Likes to take lavish bubble baths with lavender or rose scented bubbles
"Oh my god you look so pretty, I mean handsome, I mean, wait what would you prefer me to say 🥺"
Gets his nails done with Edgin
Tried to paint his nails once and flopped horribly
Likes to dress up in like, Hawaiian shirts
Goes to Ren Faires
Doric
Probably goes on hikes a lot
Collects things from the woods
Very well trained in hand-to-hand combat
Vegetarian
Cuts her own hair
Probably goes to Ren Faires with Simon.
Watches horror movies on a daily basis with Simon
"This isn't even scary what the heck." Is literally holding Simon in her arms cause he's scared
Lots of bi energy
Dyes her hair funky colors all the time
"I hate it here!" Actually loves the people she's hanging out with
A/N: That's it, I hope you enjoyed (≧▽≦)