#edi

[medialogue]

ME3 Citadel: Party Phase 1: Bar Group

Party Masterpost

Depending on who is invited, Joker, EDI, Miranda, and Jacob hang around the bar.

Joker: You know, I miss the days when Cerberus was just hilariously incompetent.

(if Jacob and Miranda were invited)

Joker: You know, when you two ran things.

Jacob: Excuse me?

Miranda: The only thing I was in charge of was the Lazarus Project, which, you will note, was very successful. [to 1]

(if only Jacob was invited)

Joker: You know, when Jacob was in charge.

Jacob: Excuse me?

EDI: What specific time period are you referring to, Jeff? [to 1]

(if only Miranda was invited)

Joker: You know, back when Miranda here was in charge.

Miranda: The only thing I was in charge of was the Lazarus Project, which, you will note, was very successful. [to 1]

(if neither Jacob or Miranda were invited)

EDI: What specific time period are you referring to, Jeff? [to 1]

[1]

Joker: "Hey, Commander, this is Cerberus. We were studying some rachni, and they got loose and killed all our guys. Can you take care of that?"

Joker (if Overlord in ME2 was completed): "It's one system over from where we hooked some guy up to the geth... who then got loose and killed all our guys."

Shepard: They did rack up quite a body count. And at least, back then, it was usually their own bodies.

(if Jacob was invited)

Jacob: We knew some cells were bad, but the Alliance and the Council weren't doing anything, and we were doing good work.

Kasumi (if invited): And crunches. Lots of crunches.

Shepard: Hey! Not okay, Kasumi!

Miranda (if invited): But we did bring Commander Shepard back.

EDI (if Miranda wasn't invited): True. However, Cerberus did successfully revive Shepard from an near-death state. [to 2]

(if Jacob wasn't invited but Miranda was)

Miranda: But we did bring Commander Shepard back. [to 2]

(if Miranda nor Jacob were invited)

EDI: True. However, Cerberus did successfully revive Shepard from an near-death state. [to 2]

[2]

Shepard: And after taking down the Collectors, I cut ties with Cerberus, got loose... and started killing all their guys.

Joker: For which we thank you.

EDI: Jeff, do you remember that I am also a Cerberus project?

Jeff: Aw, crap.

[theviridianbunny]

EDI MASS EFFECT THE BEAUTIFUL AI YOU ARE <3

[clericofshadows]

IT'S HERE

My friends and I as part of our modding group "Team Milky Way" have created an EDI outfit mod with 20 new outfits, along with the ability to customize EDI's visor and even a new hairstyle! The theme of the outfits is mostly Alliance or more "practical outfits," such as the battle dress, fatigues, scientist outfit, along with some more "fun" and casual outfits for her.

All of these options are completely modular and independent of each other using the mod menu provided by the LE3 Community Patch. So, you can just change her outfit, maybe have a new visor with her default body, or create new combos with a new visor, hairstyle, and outfit!

Enjoy!

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: I need a massive dong attachment for EDI so she can pound me until I'm a crying mess.

[clericofshadows]

working on a modular EDI outfit mod with a customizable visor color and a new hair option with my bestie miramini, combining some stuff from her EDI guardian armory mod along with a lot of new outfits for her :)

[commander-krios]

WIP folder game. I must know about EDI breaking Joker out of jail! 👀

So this one is what the title says: EDI breaks Joker out of jail. Well, pretty much. This takes place pre-ME3, when Shepard and Joker are on Earth and under lock and key. Joker, they are trying to get him to turn on Shepard and give up information about what happened at the Alpha Relay. But he won't (the Alliance doesn't know he's actually sleeping with Shepard heh), and pretty much, EDI finds a way to break him out of his 'cell' and get him back aboard the Normandy.

"You're what?" Joker swiveled around in his chair, eyes on the woman who'd stood behind him. "You know what they'll do to you, right? And to me just to get to you?" "It's why I'm having EDI drop you off on Omega. Garrus will take you somewhere. Get you away from Alliance reach." Aurora stared down at him, face unflinchingly serious, blue eyes nailing him to his seat despite the desire he had to get up and throttle her. Not a hair was out of place, secured tightly in a bun against her head, her uniform devoid of the Cerberus logo she refused to wear, pressed to perfection. She looked like the dangerous Commander that she was. But he could see beneath the facade. She was going to crack and without him by her side, she certainly would. "The hell you are." Joker tipped the brim of his hat up so he could meet her gaze without an ounce of fear. "This changes nothing." "It changes everything, Jeff." Maybe it did. He had no idea what the hell to expect when they got to Arcturus. But he wasn't going to leave her to take the fall alone. He would never leave her again. "It's you and me, Aurora." The statement was strong, sure, and if it surprised her, she didn't show it. "Always has been. I go where you go." "As do I." EDI's voice echoed in the cockpit, as determined as Joker. He failed to mention that EDI was tied to the ship that would be bringing Aurora to her doom, but they all knew the truth. Even if she wasn't part of the Normandy, EDI wouldn’t abandon them.

[fiddlesticksss]

Not everyone can be you, EDI

[mrlcat16]

Digan HS