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[dracimexidae]

RackhAnne Appreciation Week Day 4:

↬ Favourite outfit:

*Eleanor hands mic to Gates* 

Gates: ''Wait, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?''

Eleanor: *sighs* "You're supposed to speak with it, Hal..."

Gates: "Does this devilish thing even work?" *checks mic* "Wow, ok, yes, it does..." *clears throat* "Well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Oooh, fuck it - Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum you sorry arse-headed pieces of scum! We are so fucking delighted to introduce to you the newest Pirate Fall 2014 Collection, "Calico Swag"! You better fucking enjoy it, you twats and then you get back on the beach because you have work to do!"

(I'm sorry but damn don't these stills look like they come from a fashion magazine I mean I'm just fuck look at anne's striped shirt wait a minute loOK AT JACK'S SLEEVES THE OUTFITS MATCH I wonder what they would be like when they go shopping do they even go shopping I bet they go and jack would choose all the outfits apart from the hat jack wouldn't want it because it would ruin his hairstyle but anne is adamant she wants a hat god I'm immensely frustrated by these two now oh yes feel free to delete this caption if you want to it's completely useless without any punctuation and sense as are the tags but this wouldn't have fitted there I suppose this post is completely fucked up I hope you'll forgive me) 

[dracimexidae]

"Captain, yesterday morning, my father walked into town, stood out on the steps of the warehouse and proclaimed to the world that the Guthries' business is finished here in Nassau." "What was the reaction?" "The men elected representatives, we agreed upon an agenda, and we spoke about the merits of mutual cooperation over tea." "So it was bad?" "Bad? It was fucking chaos! For about an hour, I thought they'd burn down all of Nassau."

[dracimexidae]

"Absorb the blow, as it were... like a rocky promontory."

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Hear me r o a r .

(Inspired by basically all the posts about Lannister!Flint this lovely lady has made - seriously go check her Game of Thrones x Black Sails fancasting because they are wonderful; special mention to this post because I still can't stop thinking about this ship :3)

[dracimexidae]

"Then, as per the articles, the accused has a choice: he can submit to a trial..." "With who as judge? You? No. No fucking way." "Then swords." "Well, perhaps it's better this way... be rid of you once and for all."