Feb 16
What do you MEAN Aruji can't crush the cocoa nibs very well and needs Lato to come over and do it for them?!
I haven't been destroying my body in physical labor for the capitalism machine that will surely leave me in dire straits in my old age just to then be subject to this slander! Objection!!!
#accusing ME of having soft hands the AUDACITY#(my hands ARE pretty soft actually; I've started using lotion recently and it's been very nice. NOT the point though)#lato istg if you touch this crank I will start biting. do NOT take that as incentive.#this is the gravest of insults in my culture and I demand satisfaction sirs.#fyi I do not generally consider Aruji to be an actual self-insert except when it's funny. this is a joke.#still: *throws this event into the bottom half of the listings automatically for this crime*#actively playing aknk get out now#I considered banishing it down there for the crimes against basic style sense that are most of the butlers' outfits#but actually that's pretty funny#I personally find it to be canon that aruji has awful awful taste and I equally as personally find that very endearing#them enthusiastically talking about why they picked each outfit for each of the guys is very cute. I'm not made of stone.#I feel the butlers are probably in a similar boat that's about the only explanation I can see for why some of these guys are out in public#it's gotta be love#(boschi's primary mission in life is to keep haures and aruji apart in matters of manor decoration)#(because if haures shows ARUJI the banana wallpaper they are going to enthusiastically agree it's a great idea)#(new boschi nightmare unlocked)#I needed a valentine's break after gulping down the other events so I'm only just now getting into 2025 oop#edit: LUCAS#get his ass miyaji
