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Birds of Prey

Pssshsshhhhh please they should be called "GO GO Science Robot Action Super Sentai Samurai Action Time League Force"

Theres really nothing more Edna can add to this except tears made of black metallic nail polish.

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Darlings, my precious Teen Titan darlings... You poor kids, most of you guys were active in the 90's (Tim, Kon, Cassie and so on) so I'm saddened to see you guys didn't learn that nothing good came out of 90's fashion except for Slap Bracelets, Neon Colors and Light Up Sneakers!

Tim you have been on my "NEEDS EDNA'S HELP LIST" for a while now darling. You went from silly large pouches and capes to silly wings.....Ah, perhaps you have been reading my criticism of your costume choices over the years that you felt picking out the red wings would appease me...IT DOESN'T. Faux Wings are the modern age crime fighter safety hazard. You have to worry about not getting stuck in trees or narrow spaces...tsk tsk tsk...try again dear.

Kon you look like a David Copperfield imitator who also does Riverdance on the side to pay the rent. 

Cassie....I see the Donna Troy look....It's cute but why does your lasso look like something you bought in a HXC BDSM store?

The rest of you....*sighs* I have a headache now.

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Lets chat about this runway disaster! While I understand DC's stance on being practical (although wearing trousers doesn't automatically equal practical) someone missed the memo out on this.

First of all it's nice to see that there are no wings on this number. The cape is a bit pointless but I don't see it as a safety hazard like most capes are. The side pouches are a little larger than what I usually like but Harley is doing the best she can under these terrible circumstances. Now to the costume itself, if you can even call this a costume. This type of outfit works if you are a cocktail waitress at a goth nightclub or if you are Lady Gaga on her period. But this defies all laws of gravity and practicality. There are superheroes who have criticism over the years over violating practicality but this..this...THIS COSTUME IS THE APOCALYPSE OF COSTUMED VILLAINY AND CRIMEFIGHTING AS WE KNOW IT *hyperventilates*

As a designer I am always open to change and evolution of fashion but this is just.....this is a terrible poop suit!

Harley darling the best I can advise you to do is invest in these lovely nude colored heart shaped pasties to protect yourself from the inevitable nip slip fiasco that has yet to come.