Jun 10
actually sending me seeing clips of the Visma guys milling about at the Dauphine TTT like these 5 massive tow trucks (yes okay Matteo is a GC skinny dude but c’mon HE IS 190cm HE IS TALLER THAN WOUT AND HIS SHOULDERS argh i want to gnaw on him…) then the mass of bodies parts and you catch a glimpse of Ben and Jorgen who are both just so small (Ben) and delicate (Jorgen) like two shy woodland creatures peeking out thru a forest of torsos. It’s seriously giving 5 Uruk-Hai, one elf and a hobbit, and they’re all about to put on their stupid helmets and embark on a quest together.
#criterium du dauphine (libere) 2026#wout van aert#per strand hagenes#matteo jorgenson#bruno armirail#edo affini#ben tulett#jorgen nordhagen#not going to attempt to figure out what this fuckass race is called now esp since the rebrand was a blatant political cash grab#everyone up in here for their flopwife WvA and I’m just slackjawed drooling over matteo per and edo#this entire crew is devastatingly handsome in their own unique way tho i wish matteo would let his hair grow#cycling#team visma lease a bike#totally unserious sport