Telemarketer: *calls Eddie*
Eddie: O^O? *picks up* Hello?
Telemarketer: Hey, hot stuff~
Eddie: H u h . O ^ O ;
Telemarketer: Call 172-191-19293 to talk to hot singles in your local area-
Riley: DON’T CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN, YOU DUMB FUCK. *hangs up*
Eddie: 🧍♂️…
Riley: 🧍♀️…
Eddie: Wheredidyoucomefrom-
Riley: H-Hey, Eddieeeee! ^^;
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