A sort of continuation/parallel of this ask by @softsiriusblack
*meanwhile, in Eduardo’s salon*
Assistant: What is it, Eduardo? I have not seen you so sad before.
Assistant: Maybe he found someone else to cut his hair?
Eduardo: It is simply a bonus that I also cut his hair for him and give the best scalp massages with my magical hands. He would have been here, you know.
Eduardo is currently what one would call “marinating in the salt”















