#edwin pines

[edwin-stanley-pines]

[He slinks back inside, holding a live turkey and two full bags of potatoes, trying to muffle the sounds of his crutches and the turkey until he's close to Edwin.]

. . .

... Hiya! I got stuff!

--- BILLY BILL ( @performingtriangle )

*edwin jumps in surprise and turns around*

Oh! Billy! There you are! I was wondering where you-

*he stops, staring at the turkey*

Is... Is that a live turkey?

*liam is standing silently in the doorway behind pt, holding a small box of strawberry lemonade cookies, trying not to be seen*

[ford-between-dimensions]

OH

MUST

HAVE

BEEN

ANOTHER

STANFORDS

ADOPTED

SON

HE

IS

VERY

NICE

TO

TALK

TO

THO

@the-olm-will-not-stop

….Another Stanford’s. Hm.

@edwin-stanley-pines

[edwin-stanley-pines]

It's party time!!

Thank you to all who come today! Can't wait to see what foods you bring! Dad and I have provided a few things, but the majority of the food will come from all of you!

Reminder to be kind and considerate. I don't wanna kick anyone out but I will if I have to.

If you wanna talk to my dad, he's gonna be wandering around making sure people don't break anything. I mean, he just got @papafords-childrenshome, and I think it'd break his heart if it got ruined two days after it opened... On that note, if you vandalize the place in any way, you'll be kicked out! Again, I don't wanna do that, so please just behave.

And I think that's it! See you at the party!

[edwin-stanley-pines]

R DLFOW ORPV GL HGVZO BLFI “XZG”!

JUST KIDFING, CATS ARE ANNOYING, KEEP IT! (-(

U-um, well, I-

*muffin hisses*

(YEAH, WELL, SO ARE YOU, YOU STUPID EXCUSE OF AN OVERLORD!)

*edwin shakes muffin firmly before smiling awkwardly at nester*

He's not super fond of other people anyway, so it's probably not a good idea for you to take him...

[edwin-stanley-pines]

heyyy, remember me? aha, just kidding, of course you'd remember. probably. uh, i've got that axolotl for... well, your dad, but it's... i set up a nice little aquarium. it's already stabilized. and, uh, i can leave instructions and supplies to help maintain it... so uh, how have you been?

-tt

*edwins eyes light up*

TT! Oh my stars, I'm so glad to see you! It's been...

*he pauses, glancing over his shoulder*

...well, to be honest, it's been a bit weird. I'm... not sure exactly what happened, but for some reason, our dimension got... cut off? I dunno how, but for some reason, we were in some kind of weird bubble and couldn't leave the dimension.

*edwin brightens*

But if you're here, then that means that we don't have to worry about it anymore!

[edwin-stanley-pines]

Ah, Edwin. You wouldn’t mind me bringing along a plus one to your party, would you? He’s around your age, I think you’ve met before.

01000110/ @ford-between-dimensions

( @past-stanley-rp )

*edwin frowns for a moment, but smiles when he sees little stan*

That's fine! He's more than welcome!

[edwin-stanley-pines]

*puts a plushie on Edwin's head*

- 🦊

*edwin reaches up and grabs the plushie, tilting his head in confusion*

Um... thank you? I don't know that I've met you before.

[edwin-stanley-pines]

HELLOOOOOOOO :D

AH- TOO LOUD- HEADACHE...

. . .

HEHEHE, YOU LOOK FUNNY :D OR ARE YOU NORMAL AND I'M FUNNY-LOOKIN' NOW??? HUH...

[...He's... Floating upside down...]

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

*edwin jumps, then blinks*

Um... hi?

*he giggles, poking very lightly above pts eye. or, below his eye?*

Well, you're the one who's upside-down, so...

*his eyes suddenly light up*

Wait! You should meet Liam! Hold on, lemme get him-

*he runs off for a moment, only to come running back with... another bill?*

Look, Liam! It's another you, only I think he's your age!

*liam just stands there, staring at pt with a wide eye*